After the trainwreck that was my final, I need some COD brainrot to make myself feel better soā¦ yeah-
Random COD hcs, (some romantic)
TW/CW: stalkerish behavior (Nikto), affectionate biting (Naga)
Characters: Naga, Soap, Ghost, Roach, Kƶnig, Horangi, Nikto
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-I love this guy honestly. (@ratkingah , I still love that edit you made of him for me, one of my prized possessions lmao). I just think heās pretty <3
-I am a firm believer in split tongue Naga, itās only right.
-an artist I love from Bsky drew him with some subtle freckles and I actually love it so muchā
-He can sleep anywhere. Heās used to dozing off in his perch if heās sniping someone. Although because heās supposed to be aware, heās also a fairly light sleeper, if heās on a mission.
-Otherwise, he honestly sleeps like the dead.
-I feel like he sleeps half off the bed. He runs way too warm to be fully under the covers unless itās properly cold where heās sleeping.
-If he cooks for you, you had better have a good spice tolerance or tell him to tone down the heat, because he likes his food HOT-
-He isnāt one to be cuddled, or at least I canāt imagine him wanting to be cuddled all that much. He prefers being the big spoon 9/10 times.
-Like I mentioned, he runs warm, so I canāt imagine you need that many blankets if youāve got him holding you. Heās like a heated blanket.
-Heās not a big bulky guy, he isnāt like some of the fanart of Ghost who has biceps as big as your thighs, heās more lean muscle, but heās still quite strong. Heās not lumpy at least lol
-I can see him biting simply out of affection (and definitely not projecting here-). Not even hard, just like how cats do sometimes when they want attention.
-Heās very touchy, just with people in general, not even just you. Maybe not rookies, but people he likes, absolutely.
-Patting Gaz or Ghost on the back or shoulder, giving you a side hug, or a full hug if you want, high fiving Price, stuff like that
-Sleeps like a star fish, all over the bed, OR heās being your weighted blanket. Then you both get to feel like youāre being cuddled.
-He doesnāt run as warm as Naga, but heās pretty comfortable. Also a little more plush than Naga, not quite chubby but not as lean as Naga
-Soap canāt cook for shit, but he still shows how he loves you other ways. Heās a snuggler, and oh my god the nicknames donāt stop-
-I feel like he actually takes pretty good care of his skin. No 15-in-one for him lol
-Total opposite of Soap in terms of the skincareā¦ usually. If he feels particularly gross after a long mission where he couldnāt shower for days, heās stealing some of Soapās stuff
-He is more of a texture eater, like I am. Heās a big fan of buttered noodles, and puffed rice cakes (I love both ngl, also projecting-)
-He prefers being cuddled once he gets used to the affection, but he doesnāt mind cuddling you from time to time as well. Letās face it, heās been through shit, he likes being cared for.
-Heās wary of physical affection at the start, heās more of a gifting guy or an acts of service kind of guy. I feel like he makes absolutely AMAZING bread. Plus he gets the catharsis of SLAMMING the bread on the counter like someone people do- itās very entertaining to watch.
-If youāre cuddling him, he likes his head on your chest. He likes feeling that youāre alive, your heartbeat in his ear, and lord knows you arenāt going anywhere, not if he has anything to say about it.
-Kind of selective mute? Can talk when needed, like responding to orders or giving information over the radio, but he honestly prefers not to talk most of the time.
-VERY animated sign language, especially if heās excited by the topic.
-Loves listening to you talk too. Heās always got an ear for you, even if itās just what you did that day, or the way you hate how the pants youāre wearing fit and that you need to get more comfortable ones.
-Loves bugs, honestly. He keeps a journal, since he tends to space out and forget what he did in a day, and it helps him remember what duties heās done. He doodles bugs on the pages and has bug stickers.
-Cute little tan lines on his face from his goggles that he wears almost everywhere
-Itās a double sided cuddle, youāre both just kinda tangled in one another, and it honestly takes a minute to untangle when you ultimately have to get up.
-He hoards snacks around base, just little caches. Theyāre in the weirdest places too, places where only heād think to look. Of course, youāre special, and he tells you where they areā¦ if you can actually get to them, that is.
-Heās also a texture eater. He loves gummies, especially the peelable gummies, cuz thereās an extra little task to keep him occupied. He likes the peach ones the best.
-Also those chocolate wafer roll things? Idk what theyāre called, but he loves those.
-He loves to draw on his hands, and yours if you donāt mind it. Of course, itās usually bugs, or stars, or other little stuff. If you have specific hyperfixations, heās happy to doodle them on your arms and hands, especially seeing how happy it makes you.
-Heās not really as squishy as most people make him out to be, he can and will yell at someone if he has to, heās a colonel
-But he has his preferences, his ways of remaining comfortable. For one thing, heās not going to be in charge of tours or getting to know rookies, unless he chooses to. He needs the time to mentally prepare the energy for it.
-He prefers to body-double with you more than be super chatty, especially if heās had a bad anxiety day. He likes the company, itās a little hard to make friends if just talking to people makes his hands clammy.
-Heās happy to listen if you like to talk a lot. He tends to zone out when heās listening too, so you can be yapping and heās just staring like šļøšļø lol. He doesnāt mean to, it just kinda happens. Also he likes to admire you so sometimes it is intentional.
-He struggles to sleep most of the time, simply because his brain doesnāt really slow down, and a lot of it is overthinking. But once you show up and give him proper cuddles and get all the stress-static in his brain to stop? He sleeps hard, and heās crushing you into the bed-
-He likes holding your hand a lot. Stroking your knuckles, playing with your fingers, he likes it.
-UGLY laughā¦ he got his nose broken years ago and so now he has the ugliest snort laugh ever, itās honestly adorable though. If you actually make him laugh, he canāt fucking stop because the snorting is just so funny, even with his insecurities.
-Sharper teeth than a normal person. Tiger teefs :3
-Loves raw seafood. Heās literally drooling in seafood or sushi restaurants. Raw tuna is his favorite.
-Yk how people have invisible stripes/skin patterns? (This is real, Iām not joking, itās called Blaschkoās Lines) His are visible, and look like tiger stripes.
-He likes to be the cuddler, youāre getting spooned whether you like it or not! Although he doesnāt mind being cuddled occasionally. He likes when you lay on him, like a weighted blanket.
-He isnāt a picky eater at ALL, and he likes to order something new whenever you go out to eat. He wonāt force it on you, he gets that not everyone likes everything. If youāre a nuggets only kind of person, he wonāt complain, but he may give you gentle nudges towards something healthier or something that isnāt justā¦ nuggets-
-Heterochromia, one eye blue and one eye green, both are fairly dark in terms of shade though.
-FULL ARM SLEEVE TATTOOS. I will die on this hill, tattoos are hot š
-His love language isā¦ low-key stalkerish-
-He kinda just lurks, observing you, taking note of what you like, to start with. If you tell him to knock it off, he will, but heās still hyper aware of your interests.
-Heās also cautious about letting you cuddle him. Heās honestly not a huge fan of physical touch, and heāll tolerate it for your sake but he isnāt really going to go out of his way for it.
-if he feels safe enough to remove his mask, then consider yourself very lucky. He HATES his scars, on bad days he has trouble even looking in mirrors
-If heās having one of his flashbacks or heās dissociating, itās better not to touch him. Just stay nearby to make sure heās okay once he comes back to reality, but donāt try to snap him out of it. He may hurt you without meaning to if itās a flashback or if heās not fronting and someone who isnāt so gentle is, and he really doesnāt want that. If that does happen, heāll be hesitant to even touch you for a while, but he doesnāt blame you.
-The most physical touch heāll seek out is to hold your hand or put a hand on you to reassure himself at night that youāre still there.
-He likes to just lurk, observing you, if you donāt mind him just kinda creeping in the doorway. If you create things, either drawings or trinkets, and give him something, he nods silently and accepts it, and keeps it very well taken care of. A rookie stole a keychain you gave him in an attempt to look good, and nearly met god when Nikto figured out who took it.
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There, the sillies! I really just wrote for my favorites, because Iām gonna be totally honest, I donāt really get to know characters I donāt hyperfixate on- thatās just how my brain works, I do not control the brainrot- kinda tempted to write for horangi nowā
