Sep 11, 2017
Slap.
Maria Hill waited years for the perfect moment to slap smart-mouthed Agent Barton hard enough he’d do a cartwheel into the Hudson River and was equal parts disappointed and elated the day Pepper Potts beat her to it.
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Slap.
Maria Hill waited years for the perfect moment to slap smart-mouthed Agent Barton hard enough he’d do a cartwheel into the Hudson River and was equal parts disappointed and elated the day Pepper Potts beat her to it.
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defenestrate
Once, when Trish was stuck in a so-called beauty pageant, some creep with an orange monstrosity living on his head in place of a wig made a comment about her that resulted in Jessica Jones defenestrating the apparently wealthy asshole—Donald Trump never became president.
It’s that time again: I’ve been drawing non-stop and need a break.
Send me a word and I’ll give you a one-sentence headcanon about a Marvel character. You cannot specify the character; it’s a surprise!
I will do the first 5, but I’ll save others for later.
#did you get overwhelmed there kate #lol (via polyamoryavengers)
TWENTY-SIX WORDS IN LIKE TEN MINUTES WTF
I’m sorry, darlings, but I’m probably only going to do about 10 of these today (between work tasks) and the rest will just get harvested periodically over the next seven days. I was not expecting such a response! LMAO
hiraeth!
Clint feels homesick for a false memory of the farm sometimes, some remnant of a childhood he never had there, but it eases in the quiet moments when he is enjoying downtime with the Avengers; it isn’t the farm or his childhood he misses, he realizes, but the family he can’t help but need to love.
[No more please! Thanks for playing, y’all.]
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Finland
The most extravagant speeding fine Tony Stark ever received was incurred in Finland—speeding tickets are calculated according to the driver’s income—and he glibly had it framed for display.
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If you're still doing the one word : mittens
Bucky knit mittens for Steve, but since Steve gave that first pair (which looked like Iron Man gauntlets) to a little girl on the street, Bucky keeps knitting and Steve keeps giving mittens away.
Send me a word and I’ll give you a one-sentence headcanon about an Avenger.
Pajamas
There was one time when the Avengers were startled out of their beds by an attack at the Tower, there was no chance to suit up, and everyone got to see each other’s pajamas in battle—and Clint received several gifts of pajamas afterward because he was definitely not wearing any for the entire skirmish.
Send me a word and I’ll give you a one-sentence headcanon about an Avenger.