#headcammons

Danny wears one brand and one type and hes been wearing it for like the last ten years. He hates everything else. He has a stock of it just in case they switch the formula.

Jack always smells vaguely like generic man. He’s got the generic man cologne. It just smells like Man™️. Lula makes him change it bc she doesnt like the smell

Merritt just naturally smells fine somehow. He can be doing literally whatever and he just smells fine. He always smells a littleee bit like smoke tho. He doesnt smoke. Idk why and not like cigarette smoke i mean he smells like he was hanging out in a campfire moments before at any given moment but other than that he smells like just generally normal.

WAIT LMAOO I LOVE THIS

Merritt is buying him tissues well before spring when they’re cheaper and Danny is swearing up down and sideways he doesn’t need em (he does)

Also i just love him being sensitive to EVERYTHING i swear hes pretty frail for such a bitch trust me i can feel it this is a pathetic little man and some pollen WILL be taking him down

ALSO them all making bets?? That’s HILARIOUS lmao

More headcannons but jack this time!!!

Bro I actually love making these it’s soo fun I ♥️ yapping

- homeless. he was 100% homeless before the eye. he was kicked out at like maybe 15-17? He’s been on the streets for a while. Also he was bouncing homes before that, so realistically it went from spending all his free time outside to sleeping out there too. He knows these streets like the back of his hand.

- He can get you anywhere in New York in half the time that Google maps will tell u to go. Whether it be because he walks at a 7 minute mile pace or because he actually has amazing direction is ur choice

- ADHD ofc, I assume everyone knows and agrees w that but I’m just putting it here to be sure 🫡 my mans 100% has undiagnosed adhd (Jack didn’t really know, but Merritt and danny knew within like 30 seconds of meeting him). He’s always moving around but in a different way than Danny (who has the same vibe of hyperactivity but from a place of anxiety). Danny kind of hides it- his movements are small and constricted, tapping on desks and playing with cards. Jack is walking around while doing stuff, throwing cards around while he talks, constantly multitasking just to have something to do with his hands. How it took Jack an intervention to realize he had adhd is beyond everyone

- he’s got a fuckton of niche and random skills some are cool but some are just kind of sad. ONE OF EM: he can tell really easily how much something costs, if it’s secondhand, how old it is, etc, just by looking at the clothing. It’s bc when he stole, he didn’t want to take things from people who couldn’t replace them. He doesn’t have a knack for fashion or anything at alllll like he could not tell you the difference between cloth and leather BUT he can rly look at the threading of an article of clothing and get in the ballpark of its price from a glance it’s crazy

- He does not know how to live in a house. It’s not even malicious incompetence it’s just regular incompetence he doesn’t know how tf anything domestic works. 😭 He can use a stove fine (because that’s something he’d see as a line cook when he would just take random jobs) but do NOT give my man an air fryer. They sent him to get groceries one (1) time and he got what can be summed up as Groceries™️: butter, eggs, milk, etc, just things that you’d expect to buy if you were a suburban nuclear family on a Walmart advertisement. They, being anything but a suburban nuclear family and also being really bad at cooking, barely used any of these things because they’re more into the takeout and coffee kind of scene.

- He’s a really good fighter and he fights DIRTY. He can anticipate moves like nothing and he is NOT someone you wanna piss off. He’s actually insane when he’s in the zone. Strong as hellllll and it’s genuinely scary. Also I like the idea that Dylan/jacks fight wasn’t pre-choreographed, so when Jack is like “sorry for kicking your ass-“ all the horsemen are like u did what. and Dylan is like “no yeah he actually rocked my shit” and Jack apologizes like crazy bc he really did 😭

Thank you for the ask!!

OMG im like 100% non canon compliant bc hes literally a performer but i think hes prone to EVERYTHING. This man is more immunocompromised than a baby. This is almost entirely sourced from my sister, who has gotten certain sicknesses that only babies get at the ripe age of 20. Love her.

ANYWAY he is getting no sleep EVER, he lives off of toast and coffee, and he is spending every waking moment of every day either making plans or executing them. He is surviving off of willpower and the mercy of god alone. SO when he gets sick? IGNORING it. He is pretending that hes fine while hes literally coughing out a lung i fear

+ IMMUNOCOMRIPIZED? COOKED. he is just. ALWAYs sick, ALWAYS. His baseline is just a little bit sick. All the time. SOO when he gets sick enough to be down? It’s BAD. He gets BAD sick as much as he tries to pretend it’s nothing hes struck like a Victorian child with Scarlett fever. But generally hes constantly sick so like a minor cold wouldn’t knock him down the way it would anyone else bc thats his baseline

SO. TO ACTUALLY ANSWER YR QUESTION. He gets the flu EVERY YEAR, of course, he gets bad side effects from vaccines, of course, but he also gets a lot of random in-between illnesses that most people’s immune systems would filter out.

- autism. Ofc. Ofc he has autism. Ofc he does

- The reason Merritt can’t hypnotize him is because English isn’t his first language, so he has to kinda translate it in his head, and that degree of separation is what stops it from working! He pretends he’s all cool and stoic and everything but he could probably be hypnotized with the same ease if Merritt knew what language his mother tongue is. Also why chase’s hypnotization worked— it was just one simple word over and over so like it didn’t require the processing that merritt’s genre of hypnotism might

- He is ALWAYS tense. Always. He has to physically relax his muscles and shit like that. When the others walk by him they always just shout a lil reminder like ‘relax your eyebrows you look mad as hell’ when they walk by.

- He’s always fucking around with some thing or another, cards coins whatever. Magic tricks are not exactly made to be repetitive motions, so he used to get hand cramps alll the fuckin time. Jack offered some of his fidget toys, Daniel obviously said hell no, but he uses them when he thinks no ones watching. Jack just went ahead and got Danny his own set at some point

- Incredibly, insanely, WILDLY hard to shop for. He knows what he likes and it sucks. His favorite movie is from the 1900s. His favorite restaurant shut down in 2005 and he has yet to pick another. His favorite food is too fancy for stores and too snacky for restaurants. His favorite candy isn’t available in the us. The list goes on.

- Wild pain tolerance but terrible tolerance for other forms of discomfort. He can literally get, like, stabbed, and he’ll walk it off, but the second the temperature hits under 30 he is wearing a long sleeve shirt with a sweater with a jacket. He wears the same brand of shoes that he has been for the last 10 years and finds literally everything else debilitatingly uncomfortable, but dont worry about a broken ankle as long as he has those shoes!

LMAOOO YES I LOVE THIS BYE

Ik hes going on these PASSIONATE rants and then hes like “achew :o” and everyone (except him) thinks its SOOO funny

Also he does that thing where he sneezes like 20 times in a row and instead of saying bless you they’ll just start counting

ALSO JUST THE BETS IN GENERAL THAT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY

Someone give me 15 fics and a claymation STAT

I LOVEEE sick danny if u couldn’t tell by my ao3 lol omg

OKAY SO

- he denies it. 100%. And it’s crazy bc it’s SO obvious but he’ll really be absolutely DYING and hes like “wdym i just look like that this is how i always am fuck off”

- Also. He’s mean. He’s like so fucking mean when hes sick. Especially right when hes GETTING sick it’s just constant dickishness and low blows and just anything to get people away from him. It works at the beginning for like maybe one day and then theyre like oh wait I don’t give even half a fuck and they help him out anyway. His insults are less pointed and more just mean because he doesn’t have the brainpower. It’s kinda the difference between “get the fuck out of my room” vs “OUT NOW LEAVE I HATE YOU GET OUT” slightly more hurtful significantly less coherent

- As much as he ‘wants to be alone’ he really truely doesn’t. He doesn’t admit that to himself until hes like knees deep in whatever sickness possessed him this time and then he’ll make his way to the living room to wallow in misery there

- Counting the germaphobia hc in, he would probably sit in the corner of a bathroom, isolated bc he cant be spreading all the damn germs (courtesy of @jayrrow who i made help me)

- Back with the GLASSESSS he thinks hes so slick but the moment his stupid little nerd glasses come on (he genuinely looks like 🤓 btw he is NOT one of those guys that look hotter w glasses im sorry) everyone in a 5 mile radius knows hes sick

- i also think his speech would slow down a Lot. he thinks he's speaking as usual, but it's slowed down from a mile a minute to an inch a minute. He’s still thinking fast, tho, and it’s rly frustrating (JJ yet again)

- He’s a lil immunocompromised so hes used to being mildly sick. When hes sick enough it’s a problem hes like VERY sick. Hes usually at least a little teeny bit sick like half the time.

- he would also always manage to get the rarest types of 'common' illnesses there are and they’d be like 10x worse (everyone say jj ur so cool)

And even tho u didn’t ask, some fanfic recs for u :p

Warmth to spare by serra_says

Feverish antics by Adaridaba

Breaking and entering, getting out, missing you, and until tommorrow by BotchedExperiment

J Daniel atlas has a habit by stars_andclovers

Oh my god YESSS ‼️‼️ i love that actually. Like hes sniffling once the temperature is fuckin 60 (15ish c) degrees out and everyone is like how are you ALREADY sick

Also nosebleeds? Did yall have that kid in elementary school who got nosebleeds 24/7? That was def him 😭

Like theyre just watching a movie and hear him go “oh- shit-” and suddenly hes COVERED in blood and everyone is freaking the fuck out except for him

oR OR OR him having sensitive eyes?? Its slightly dusty and my man is crying

Theyre like “omg are you crying” and he's like “ITS ALLERGIES STOP IT” and its. november