bruce banner theory time
we all know that many of the avengers are little shits
like bucky is a little shit, clint is absolutely a little shit, pietro (in my mind he is an alive little shit), steve is the biggest little shit of them all
BUT can we please start talking about how much of a little shit bruce banner would be??
like that man looks innocent, like he would never leave a thing out of place nevermind prank someone
but in reality we all know he would be the worst of them all
like this man would be matchmaking couples left right and centre, he’d be the one who sets up the glitter bombs above doors and gets JARVIS to blast barbie girl in the lab when tony has fallen asleep
this man would be the reason bucky and clint got their shit together, why tony and steve have stopped tiptoeing around each other, nobody knows what he said to natasha or maria but suddenly that’s a thing
and he would have thor, this giant god of a man, wrapped around his little finger, and yknow how he would use this power? by getting him to put mjolnir on top of the coffee pot so that the poor little coffee addicted avengers couldn’t get their fix of caffeine in the morning
(we all know thor was whipped for bruce)
like cmon y’all are SLEEPING on this
