#hazelgrove

Archi: *coaxing* “That’s right…come here you little bugger.” Goat: *panicked and angry* “Mehhhh…” Jones: “Too fast!!”

*goat’s eyes flashing an unholy red* Archi: *uncertain suddenly* “Ah…. wait a moment… not so close… YIPE!!!”

Jason: “He’s running away from it now.  I thought he was going to catch it.” Poppy: *archly* “I’m not helping him.  I learned my lesson the last time.”

Storm: “Is he dancing with it?” Hazel: “I don’t think that’s his intention.”

(music)

*pace pace* Archi: *muttering* “Okay, man.  Pull yourself together and go over and talk to her.  She won’t really break your nose... I don’t think...”

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Female: *annoyed* “Come on, keep up!” Male: “Coming.” Female: “  ...but don’t walk too close to me!  I don’t want people to think I like you or something.” Male: *flatly* “Of course not...” Female: “Just because your dad and mine are friends and thought you taking me to the dance would be a great idea, don’t get any funny ideas.  I’m just not attracted to the ‘big, meat-head’ type, you know?  No offense.” Male: *gritting teeth* “None taken.”

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Archi: “How mad can she really be?  What’s the saying...’thin line between love and hate’?  I’ll probably have her back in my arms by the end of the night!”

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Mr. Chuchichästli: “…and our Spring Fling King,” *chuckle, chuckle* “try saying that five times fast, is Storm Holms.  Let’s have a round of applause for this year’s royalty!”

*kids cheering and hooting*

Storm: “What up to my fans!  …hello, I haven’t seen you before….”

Sam: “What a night, huh?” Archi: *morosely* “It couldn’t possibly get any worse.”

*sudden ruckus and commotion - high pitched yelling from the hallway and one long, mournful “BAAAAAA”*

Fasal: “Run!! Run for your life!” *panic in the gymnasium*

Mr. Chuchichästli: “What in the blue blazes?!?” Storm: “Don’t worry, I’ve got you!” Hazel: *flutters eyelashes*

Sam: “You were saying?” Archi: *muttering* “F*cking up-hill gardening, sheep-r*ping, fish-sucking son of three leprous wh*res!”

Hazel: *brightly* “Hi, girls!!  Who?  Oh, he’s nobody!  Hey, is that Archi Fox in the corner?  He’s such a dream!  Team Archi!  Am I right?” (Hazel has excellent taste!)

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Jason: *glumly* “How did I get myself roped into this?  Dad owes me big time... hang on... is that...”

Jason: “Hey there, I’m Mr. Right and someone told me you were looking for me!” Poppy: *smirking* “Charming, as ever.  I thought you said you went to Newcrest High.  What are you doing here?” Jason: “I thought I was doing a favor for my dad but now I think he did one for me.”