#hazelg

First of all, I have to say that I truly was surprised there was real drama there. To be honest, I thought everyone was going to be a crybaby and refuse to speak about their problems. And then everyone was just going to get along and bore me. Yawn. Luckily, some shit ended up going down, and now I'm going to recap the top three highlights of the event and break them down.

Harper Punched Hazel

Realistically, everyone saw this coming, even Hazel herself. And if you were too blind to see it nearing, then I'm going to consider you're either a dumb bitch or you're lying. Anyway, people might think I'd side with Hazel on this "Harper was mean, she punched Hazel," blah blah blah. Hazel herself saw the punch coming, she asked for it. That girl needs to take it like a normal person and stop being a whiny baby about it. And you wonder why I don't like her.

Hilary and Jace Getting it On

Now I don't know if any of you realized this, but while you were all bickering, the quiet boy and the town slut were getting it on. You might think I would hate the two of them together. "Hilary's a slut, she doesn't deserve someone as reserved as Jace", but actually that's why I think they'd be perfect for each other. Jace could maybe, just maybe change Hilary and her slut ways, and so far, it looks like he's doing the job. They balance each other out, and they'd be perfect. I'm egging them on. The only real couple I ship right now.

Cory Punching a Wall

I don't know if any of you realized this, but poor Cory was trying to stop the whole thing. Obviously he cared for both Harper and Hazel and didn't want them to fight. When things started getting out of control, yep, you guessed it... he punched a brick wall. And who was there to rescue him? Was it Harper? Was it Aubrey? Was it Hazel? None of the above. Nope, our culprit sits quietly in the corner... the innocent Ryleigh Snow. Does she have a crush on him? Maybe, possibly. Only time will tell. But they did hang out afterwards, and it looked like they were getting pretty cozy... hmm.

Obviously much more went on, but these were definitely the highlights. But there was more, like how Karsyn refused to speak about her loss, Aubrey trying to be the peacemaker and taking Hazel's side, dumbass slender people/animals, everyone teasing Hazel and her crush on Griffin that she just can't stop denying and tons more. So what do you all think? I've gotten some anons, but send some more, now that you have full opinions from me on the top highlights. And the mini highlights, as well. Anon Bitch is out, suckers. I'll be lurking.