#hawkinsposts

*will byers voice* now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down

joyce and hopper beating up a sleazy politician is my sexuality

barb only went to steve's party to cockblock nancy but it backfired because by wanting to prevent her bff from getting dicked down, barb sparked a chain of events that led to nancy and jonathan boning on a pull-out couch in illinois, so technically, by trying to stop nancy from getting laid, barb indirectly wingwomaned her into getting laid anyway, it was just by a different man

I like to think that Hopper, Callahan and Powell have the same dynamic as the three policemen from Beverly Hills Cop.

not to be dramatic but if someone edited all of stranger things into 80s VHS quality they could have my firstborn

stranger things but the upside down is just australia