Is there any way to Watsonianly reconcile the weird bullshit with Havenâs population with respect to its area and it being a small town/treated as such otherwise despite, yâknow, what typical New England small towns are like? I know this could be yet another canon-divergence (as Iâm already kin with an Audrey whoâs somewhat canon-divergent anyway) albeit in the sense of thatâs why it feels wrong not me choosing that, but either way this feels like such a weird and petty thing to have as a divergence comparable to how sure I am that that one aged-poorly Bones-episode-subplot where a visiting squint whoâs actually non-binary has their sex become the subject of bets didnât happen in my Bones canon.
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Hey, I'm Duke Crocker from Haven! My canon is pretty dang divergent but I'm looking for literally anybody regardless of canon. On the off-chance my canonmates are out there though, I was with Audrey, Nathan, and Jennifer. Jennifer and I didn't die, Audrey didn't erase her personality the last time she went in the barn, etc etc. I can explain the rest later. Please interact with this post or message me @fantaisietrois if you want to get in touch!
(warning, I do not really have much in the way of kin memories for, like, 90% of them but that doesnât mean Iâm faking) The ones in italics are from canon-divergent AUs.
A non-canon Warehouse Agent from an AU that only had Mrs. Frederic and Leena in common with canon character-wise (I was the agent tapped to be the next Caretaker just like Claudia was and was around her age, but those are the only things I shared with her) - Warehouse 13
Beverly Barlowe - Eureka (doesnât count as canon-divergent since the divergencies are either pre-show-timeline or things the show didnât say but it didnât not say)
Adrian âOzymandiasâ Veidt - Watchmen
Audrey Parker - Haven
Ghetsis Harmonia - Pokemon Black and White
Edith Finch Jr. - What Remains Of Edith Finch
Nevva Winter - The Pendragon Adventure
Hana âD.Vaâ Song - Overwatch (unless thereâs something strongly differential, can you really say youâre canon-divergent in a source where the lore feels like a giant connect-the-dots puzzle so I might be and might not be)
If fictionkin works how I think it does and you couple that with the magic or whatever that was afoot surrounding me in my source, I'm afraid that that means my source's universe is either my reality or the reality I'll eventually enter once I've reached a certain point in the life I think is real - sincerely, a very paranoid Audrey Parker from Haven
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Nisan made his way from the room his young features set in a stern expression as he rapped on Cordâs door leaving small traces of blood behind.  Opening the door Cord raised his eyebrows slightly âWhatâs up Cyn?â he glanced down and saw the blood on his brothers hands a frown quickly crossed his face.
Nisan moved his hands behind his back âI need you to help me clean up my room, thereâs been a bit of destruction take place...â  Cord leaned against the door frame as a sardonic smile split onto his face.  âWhat, did you and the little Lordling get into a scrap?  I thought I was the scrapper.â  Nisan glowered at him a bit his mouth set firmly as his eyes narrowed a bit.  âLook are you going to help me or not?  Iâm not going to stand here and play question and answer with you.â
Cord chuckled a bit as he stepped through the door before closing it behind him.  âNo need to get your pants in a wad, Ali would have my head if I didnât help you and I would get another lecture about family..speaking of you better hope she doesnât find out about your hands.â  He grinned again a moment his eye sparkling âThis might work out in my favor, feel like doing my homework for week?â
Nisan strode past him shoulders square with long purposeful strides.  âNever mind Iâll do it myself, I knew I shouldnât have even bothered asking.  Everything is one big joke to you, unless itâs you that needs help or is trouble.â  Cord trotted to keep pace with him a moment before grabbing his brothers arm, âHey calm down I was just teasing you, you know Iâll help you.  First lets try and at least wrap your hands so more blood doesnât smear all over the place.â
Stepping into the room Cord let out a low whistle, âDwaynaâs tits Cyn what the heck did you do?â  Nisan brushed past him in a huff grabbing some bits of curtain that was already in tatters and binding his hands quickly.  âDoesnât matter what happened letâs just clean it up and see someone about the windows.â Â
Cord paced over and looked at his brother a moment, anger quickly flashing into his eyes as realization dawned on him. Â âYou didnât do this did you? Â The little Lordling did and YOU healed him. Â You really are a Dolyaks ass Cyn, Ali is gonna lose it when she finds out you did that. Â You donât have the right training to finish the process and whatâs worse it could have gone totally wrong. Â What was the little Lordlings problem? Â The room wasnât fancy enough for him? Â And why do you even care, why in the Six would you cover for him like this?â
Nisan sighed slightly as he tied off the bandage on his hands. Â âSometimes we just do things to help people regardless of who or what they are Cord. Â Everyone feels pain at some point, I for one am not going to just sit there and let them suffer.â
Cord shook his head as he moved over and started cleaning up bits of glass and wood. Â âHe wonât thank you for it. Â Mark my words helping out his kind never gets you anywhere or anything but regret.â
