#have funs

Rules: Answer the questions, tag 10 people

1: What was the last movie you saw?

The Last Spectre, James Bond yo

2: What was the last song you listened to?

Prey, The Neighbourhood

3: What was the last show you watched?

Kamigami no Asobi, heh, I got it for my birthday

4: What was the last book you read?

...I’m ashamed. I don’t even remember, William Shakespeare's Star Wars?

5: What was the last thing you ate?

Quetial (idk how to spell man, its soup, Thai my grandma and mom make it)

6: If you could be anywhere else right now, where would you be?

I dunno... Somewhere comfy at least

7: If you could pick a decade to travel back to, which one would it be?

Hm, I dunno again, everywhere has its problems, and things are kind limited since I brown... I think I’ll stick it out here

8: If you won the lottery, what would be the first thing you’d do?

GHIBLI MUSEUM!! May as well get me some kamiaso merch while I’m in the area

9: What fictional character would you want to hang out with?

Heh,heh, heh, Hades Aidoneus~! Hopefully I don’t scare him away. I’ll make him some ichigo daifuku just in case

10: What was the last fandom you joined?

Mmmmm, dunno. Whole heartedly on my mind all the time? Kamiaso. Causal? Idk man, Steven Universe I think

But first of all: The rules :,Always post the rules: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones. Tag 11 new people. Message the people you’ve tagged to let them know that you’ve tagged them. Questions!

These are Excalibutter's questions and I'm answering them :) 

1.What is the best pun you know?

Punny. 

2.DONG DING!

Says the broken doorbell

3.what is YOUR favourite book? (let’s see how you like that question)

(First off, not cool bro) And my favorite book- since it seems I have to choose- is A Suitable Boy by Vikram Seth. It's a lovely book and I do recommend it to anyone who wants a good book to curl up with. 

4Would you rather eat every book of a library or do paris-dakar crawling

Eat the books. I can read all the books I want. 

5.Don’ you think life would be a lot easier if the sea was made of grenadine or beer?

Beer. Even more of a reason not to go swimming in (now alcoholic) piss

6.Are you more a dog or cat person?

Snakes.

7. Are you more a British tv or a n American tv person?

Eh, depends on what I'm in the mood for. But nearly all of my shows are American (though I do enjoy British shows)

8.WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE AVENGER (‘murica)

Bruce Banner. The Hulk. 

9.What do you think is the best invention of america

The 13th amendment. 

10.Who is the 80’s singer you like the most

Survivor.

11.What grosses you out the most?

Centipedes. Nasty little fuckers. 

Alright, time for my questions!

1. Apples or Pears?

2. What's the most embarrassing time your stumbled over a word?

3. What's the first thing that comes up when you hit shuffle on your music?

4. Grey suit or black?

5. Most ideal vacation spot?

6. You have an infinite amount of money- but you can only do three things. What are those three?

7. What is your favorite TV show?

8. Favorite line from a movie or TV show?

9. What 4 languages would you learn if you could have the chance to?

10. Can you infrastructure it up? (this goes out to all my disco bros)

11. Would you rather live in Ancient Greece or 17th century England?

People I'm tagging!

COCKS-ZICO

ZICO ON THE BLOCK 1.5

RELEASE DATE: 12/1/2012 

yo 넌 꿈이뭐니? 이렇다할 비전이 존재해?

yo what's your dream? do you have a vision?

business man, 억단위연봉, 1프로들의 세계? 

business man, billionaire, being part of the 1%?

경찰관? 변호사? 가수왕? underground?

policeman, lawyer, king of singers? underground?

금의환향? 여기서 잠깐, 노력은 왜 배제해?

going back home rich? but wait, why aren't you trying your all?

비일비재해 댓가만 바라보는자의 꼬장

typical, looking only for the benefits

그 결과 머스마*는 호빠 가시나*는 blow job

the result: men to the host bars, women do blow jobs

얼씨구 잘도 돌아간다 대가리에 피 좀 말려

wow good work but dry the blood in your head

(i think essentially he's saying get over yourself)

20 대 넘어선 신사와 찌질이로 갈려

once you're past 20, there are two types of people (the well-off and the crap)

찔리지? 24시간 놀고 먹고 싸고 자고 

feeling guilty? 24 hours playing eating shitting and sleeping

엎어져서 띵가띵가 쯧쯧 한심한인간들

doing absolutely nothing, you stupid people

그마 엄마품에서 물러나요 

leave your mother's arms

좌절을 못 해봤으면 환희를바라지마요

if you haven't felt despair dont look for joy

컨디션 안좋으면 머피의법칙

if your condition is bad, Murphy's Law ("anything that can go wrong, will go wrong")

하루쯤 농땡이 피워도 휴식기는 철칙

occasional laziness but resting is a law

지멋대로 건강 조율하는 예술의경지

controlling health like this is your stage

(faking sickness like it's a play)

근면, 성실 없지 머리 속은 오로지 떡칠 생각뿐~

there is no diligence, sincerity, head is filled with thoughts of sex

oh. shit..I'll change the system

개미와 베짱이에 사계와 상당히 비슷해 

the little things (ants) and the bold have the same four seasons

(i think this is saying ants are hard workers? not sure)

열번 찍을 나무 한번도 못찍어

the tree that needs ten strikes, can't even hit it once

꼭, 직접 떠 먹여 줘야지 너흰 꼭꼭 씹어

need to be fed, just chew 

개구리 올챙이적 몰라 경거망동하다

frog or tadpole don't know the enemy but don't behave rashly

(not quite sure about this either)

결국 우물안으로 다시 다이빙해 퐁당

and just end up diving back into the well 

close your eyes 묵묵히 반성해봐 혼자

close your eyes, be quiet and repent

너가 왜 제자리일까? 이제 남은건 몰락

why are you in the same position? the only thing left is ruin

정신연령은 오나전 미성년자가

your mental age is completely underage/underdeveloped 

담배만 뻑뻑펴대니 넘마 뼈삭아

always smoking, your bones are rotting

텅트위스팅은 무슨 음탕한데만 쓰이는 혓바닥

tongue-twisting no, your tongue is only for obscene acts

"형이 진짜 충고하는데" 시력자각해.

"hyung is warning you" be aware 

이대로라면 비극은 오기마련

if you continue this, there is only a bad ending

개좆되고나서 지인들 발목 잡지말어

once you fuck up don't hold the feet of your friends

난 기회를 항상 염탐하며 이갈아

i'm always looking for opportunities

넌 재지않아도 사이즈나와 시발련 정신차려

we don't even have to measure your size it's already obvious, wake up you idiot

그 지랄병 하나부터 열까지 개선 해주고 싶지만

your bullshitting i want to reform from 1 to 10 but

시간이 비지않아 I'm always busy 걍 심심할때 

i'm always busy, i have no time, if i'm bored

머리짜내서 곡써, 넌 3시간 붙들어매도 16bar

i use my brain and write a song, you cant get past the 16bar even if you spend 3 hours

아무런 불안도 못 느끼면서 진보를 요구하는 

without feeling any unease and just asking for progress

멘탈 자체가 써먹기글렀어

your mentality itself is crap

콩고물이라도 받아먹을려고

hoping to get even the rake-off

후배들 근처에 까마귀처럼 얼쩡 거리면서

hanging out by people younger than you like a crow/scavenger

(hoobae: younger people, korean culture usually takes that as the older people need to be teaching them, so it's shameful for the older people to be lower ranked)

사람 인생쫑나는건 한순간이야

fucking up a person's life just takes one moment

보나마나 지푸라기라도 잡을껄 하면서 울을껄

obviously you'll be grasping at straws crying

지금이라도 아차하면 네 생존에 '비굴함' 피쳐링으로써

if you realize this now, servility is just featuring

(he's saying change your lifestyle now)

*words from country dialect