#havanshee

Sean and Alex lived happily ever after

Charles and Erik lived happily ever after"

art made by || necrowizzard, johnnyhatesducks ||

-the kids are CHRONICALLY online

-sean is a master at photoshop, he pays that fuckass subscription just to poorly edit photos of Alex and send them as reaction pics to the gc

-example :

-also the brainrot is INSANE with Sean

-"Hank really looks like eye of rah sometimes"-Sean

-oh God Alex is the type of guy to say "type shit" all the time

-also he abbreviates EVERYTHING, would abbreviate the word "the" if he could

-Hank def watches anime, like not like gooner anime, but like AOT, JJK, BF, and probably JJBA

-Sean also watches anime, but he watches gooner anime (only for jokes)

-Raven def transforms into some girl and tries to rizz up Sean as a joke (it worked) (he cried after he figured out it was her)

-Charles and Erik def stalk peoples facebooks

-Erik is the type of man that falls for ai generated videos of cats on Facebook too

-Hank loves musicals, specifically the book of mormon

-Sean is also like insane(idk what to call it) and prank call 911 while streaming on twitch

-Sean and Alex def share a toothbrush idk I get the vibes from them

-Erik always does the most in every situation

-Raven listens to K-pop. i can feel it in my soul (me too), lowkey, fucks w NCT, Le Sserafim, BP, and Aespa

-oh Raven also gets Sean into kpop, Sean lowkey comments freaky ahh shit abt his ults in tt comment sections. shit like : "until the whole neighborhood knows his name". oh and he stans SKZ, ENHA, and TXT

-Erik and Charles are so good cop bad cop when it comes to parenting their kids, "SEAN, NO PHONES AT THE TABLE" "Erik, let's calm down"

-the kids tried the "Shut up mom" trend on Erik, Sean nearly died...

-Hank also collects anime figures, Alex got him one for Xmas, but it's lowkey a gooner figure that Hank was too ashamed to own so he sold it

-Alex def owns a dirt bike and always tracks mud into the house

-Sean def gets a paypig after he tells pdfiles he's a 13 y/o girl, he makes them pay him or else he'll rat them out

-he always rats them out in the end tho

-Alex is chronically in debt I fear, Charles had to lend him money to pay off his credit card

-Erik owns a rather large amount of roomba cleaning robots (?)

𓆝⋆.˚ modern xmen first class headcanons pt.2

-Hank once cried over steel magnolias to the point where Alex thought he was genuinely DYING

-Sean has dyslexia and autism, I just get the vibe that he does, but not like sheldon cooper autism but like uhhhh silly goofy autism

-Alex def has ODD, and will literally defy any authority figure

-Hank also has autism but sheldon cooper autism

-Cherik watches big bang theory together every night and they think it's HILARIOUS

-Charles once tried to read Sean's mind... he was very surprised abt how much brainrot is inside

-Alex and Sean accidentally fucked around and found out, they were in the lab and mixed a bunch of random shit together and def made some varient of black tar heroin. or like meth

-the two also chronically fuck up Hank's inventions to the point where Charles banned them from the lab

-Raven and Sean are also a surprising pair, they're very good friends and they often cause chaos

-also they both edit fuckass photos of Charles and Alex and send them to gcs. ex :

-Sean has eaten dog food, no further elaboration needed

-Alex airdrops shit on planes all the time

-oh Alex and Sean went to hobby lobby and read the signs in fuckass accents

-sean is Irish catholic (canon?) and literally drags Alex into mass every Sunday

-Alex isn't religious, he's just in love with Sean so he does anything to make Sean happy

-Raven gives me cookie monster pajama pants type girl

-Hank has made a nuclear weapon before (I get the vibe)

And some kisses to make it better ₊˚⊹ᰔ