ā³ Whereās a good frying pan when you need one?
Thereās no two ways about it: calling this a wooden sword is a little overgenerous. Itās more accurately a curved stick with a bit of cloth tied around it for a grip.
Heād unthinkingly grabbed it, used to worse on a bad rotation (the recycling tubes did a lot, but they werenāt angels, just... well... tubes) but it kind of stood that in a kingdom awash in dead bodies you generally had the luxury that it was also littered in weapons.
Here was a clean, bright city people lived in, with stores that sold... actual practical things someone might live with, and Prisoner was just... out of luck entirely.
Leaving him with a piece of ambitious firewood dangling at his side.
The good news was that with all these people around- and his mysterious little message machine that heād acquired- he really could just ask somebody. Heād even already formulated the message.
Hi, this isnāt a threat, but Iām used to mortal peril and need something stronger than a wooden sword, do you know where I can get that?
Now he just needed to... show somebody.
His first reflex- to just hand his phone to the only other person in the area- meant that he had accidentally presented it to...
... heād eat his scarf if she was older than fifteen.