Summer Tricks
Children: "SCHOOLS OUT!!" *runs desperately for the door*
Teacher: "Now don't forget to do your 150 questions math review, read your three summer reading books about the pilgrimages of Christians, algebra being fun, and the fifty short stories on the history of pacts with devils, plus don't forget to expand your vocabulary for exams next year!"
Children: *slowly sit back down into their seats* "Mind as well not even leave..."

















