#hasruel

do you think howl gets a strongly worded letter from the office of the Chrestomanci after he tells hasruel how to world hop, like ‘buddy. my main man. my dude. don’t do that again. his brooding is throwing series five out of balance and it’s going to take me weeks to calm its magical authorities down’

hasruel: so like i was told to steal the moving castle, right? and i was like, 'what do i do about the wizard', right? and then i had like an amazing idea, i was like wouldn't it be super inspired if i, like, showed him what it was like to have his freedom taken away, cos like, he helped his country conquer a neighbouring land? and i was like 'hasruel you're a genius' and then i was like 'yeah i know im so awesome'. anyway i turned him into a genie

hasruel, about his plan to free himself from his brother: i want to look like im trying, but not too hard? like sure, im trying, but it's almost effortless

by hasruel’s surprised reaction to being woken up by abdullah and the strangian soldier, am i to understand one of the Great Djinns, more powerful than most angels, has been spending the last few days just sleeping in the desert on a magic carpet?

hasruel listening to abdullah say he’s a magician when he knows full well abdullah is about a magical as a doorknob: i have never been lied to so bald-facedly in my life. this guy may be ballsy enough to make this work