#hashtagmycharacter

it's so funny to me looking back at the "Edgar prefers the company of others" cause Every Single Fucking Party he's just sitting in the corner Observing The Situation. I know this trust me

"waiter waiter more Edgar woe.begone pleas" I'm sitting front of a plate with 2 pathetic stale breadcrumbs on it in an empty diner the lights are out there's cobwebs in the corners and dust has settled over all the surfaces I wait holding a knife and fork in approximately 2 - 20 business weeks the light turns on and Dylan griggs comes out of the kitchen holding a plate with a singular slice of bread places it on my plate and leaves . yay

don't think about how the closest iteration to MWs Edgar is Mustardseed

every single time there's a new episode and i see the description but don't click the show notes yet and under the description there's a CREDITS:... and I fall down to my knees and start praying i take out my wallet with a prcture of Edgar in it and I repeat to myself "Jeremy Enfinger as Edgar " and everyone on the Street is looking at me like I'm a crazy person and with a shaking finger i click the show notes and it's just David Ault FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

I keep thinking about "come here bear. you're not alone" and i scream