#hashimuri

I'm one in a million.

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I think what people never talk about when it comes to this quote is that Nikei has virtually no reaction to it.

Nikei, who is written (at least in the FTEs) to be a pervert that overreacts to getting asked his dick size, and this is probably just as bad as that, if not worse.

This could be chalked up to Linuj just wanting to write a funny throwaway line, but fuck that, I am gonna overanalyze it.

Nikei basically ignored the comment just because he is used to it. Syobai goes and says shit like that to him on a daily goddamn basis and Nikei has grown completely desensitized to it! That's just normal Syobai things for him!

(materializes from a pool of tar) hell yeah baybee!

Setsuka tried multiple times to set them up, but they’re both so emotionally repressed and blind to social cues that they kept missing the point.

Nikei memorized Syobai’s favorite coffee order, and then immediately got so paranoid about people deducing his crush from that (they all already know) that he memorized the rest of his class’s coffee orders as well.

It took a lot of alcohol and a game of truth or dare (both Setsuka’s doing, with some involvement from Sora and the other Children of Utsuro) to finally get them together.

When they first got together, the other CoU took turns threatening Syobai along the lines of "if you hurt him we’ll kill you"… Or they tried. Emma kept laughing, Iroha passed out with fear, and Hajime was the only one who was even slightly threatening.

YAY ur guy okay!! it’s under the cut for lengthhh

~*~ Beta Hashimuri

•syobai is more stressed than he's ever been. he loves nikei so much but what does he mean he spent 3 hours hiding from hitmen. what the fuck

•power couple??? oh my god?????

•rich people beware - nikei will expose u for alllll the shit you've pulled, and oh u need a drink to comfort u? syobais here, and hes also got a contract for u to sign... you are now broke and in disgrace. good job

•everyone is either jealous of them or they're lying to themselves

•in public they're like. sleek, powerful and confident. just got tons of money that they spent buying gifts for each other and donating to causes they care about

•the second they're back in the dorms? time to cuddle and watch cartoons while eating cereal for dinner

•nikei: oh remember that couple u made business with a few weeks back? ahaha turns out they were involved in a international drug ring and i just posted a article abt it, go check it out!

syobai: woah good job finding that out!!

nikei: yeah! i mean they tried to kill me, i think i almost got poisoned, but hey, i should be safe now!

syobai: ...i love you, but what the fuck?

•as always, beta syobai wants to take his partner swimming!! yay!

•where's nikei. where the fuck is nikei. did he drown?? hello???

•syobai starts panicking and is abt to dive down incase smthn happened but the next thing he knows, he's been pulled under water, by a happy nikei who swam down to see if he could scare syobai

•he did! but syobai definitely gets him back

•pool dates end up very common for them

•okay so nikeis favorite things is grabbing syobais hand/arm, he likes getting to hold smthn and it's just generally smthn physically close that let's them still do things

•syobai is always a big cuddler, but he just likes being able to nuzzle into nikei/vice versa. like if nikeis on his lap and he can just hide his face in nikeis neck? that's his shit right there

•they spend too much time recreating couples photos

•there's tons of cute, sweet things they recreate!

•but then there's also them recreating memes, feat. nikei staring lovingly at syobai from the floor, syobai lifting nikei up by pinning him against the wall, nikei straddling syobai and doing his makeup, etc etc

•syobai like. is going to some sort of fancy dinner party to try and get some new connections and he invites nikei and nikei is immediately so hyped

•first off, he gets a chance for tons of new stories! a insider view of a exclusive party!

•second, syobai is letting him work out their outfits for the event feat. nikei gets to mess with syobais hair

•and best (if u ask nikei)? he's hyped to be syobais trophy bf

•oh!!! nikei 🤝 syobai: hair stimming!! they are messing with their hair solidarity

•when the mentioned in yuukei hcs scenario of "nikei spends all his money on other people and ends up stranded miles from the school" inevitably happens, syobai shows up a short bit later and takes nikei out on a date before paying for a cab back

•!!! they get together bc they're both like. mom friends who are just trying to care for their classmates

•syobai actually genuinely takes a interest in nikeis health/safety and nikei almost cries bc now he feels bad abt always running on two hours of sleep

•nikei like. actually ends up going to bed at a decent time, he has work to do in the morning but everything is under control, and,,, he gets hit with a extreme wave of the mental health issues that we see in the actual gameplay

•so! of course, syobai stays with him, just to try and get him focused on smthn else so he exhausts himself - it doesn't work

•nikei starts to cry bc fuck it's getting late and syobai is probably upset with him

•cue their first cuddle session, and when nikei has stopped crying, their first kiss

•nikei ends up sleeping very well, with syobai following him shortly after

•no ones surprised!!! the vibes were there, it was just a matter of time

• once again - power couple???