#harth x reader

For @rowandor

“Can I please get a Botw Matchup? I’m bisexual, but I might slightly prefer a guy please. I’m super short, like 4’10”, and I have basically no curves. I’m like a human rectangle, and I don’t wear makeup. I’m disable so I have Autism, sleep issues, chronic pain and anxiety. I have to take naps and get surgeries a lot. I really love science, and I’m a huge writer and craftsman. I love comedy too, and I’ve been told I’m very funny when I get comfy with people. I also have a weird habit of calling people “honey” as a term of affection. When I’m not too tired I’m actually pretty social and adventurous, but my disabilities make it a little hard to keep that up. I’m a morning person, have very light and fluffy long brown hair, and I have a very boyish fashion sense with lots of nerdy tshirts and jackets (I’m never without a jacket). I grew up in the mountains so I’m pretty used to altitude and cold weather. Hope this helps, and I hope you have a great day!!”

I match you with Harth!

Credit to arijuno on twitter (I couldnt find a gif for Harth per say so I found a picture on twitter and tracked down the creator)

Ok, I know, not what you expected but hear me out

I don’t know exactly what you told me to make me pick Harth, but somewhere in the ask it just clicked

I’ve thought long and hard about this and I keep coming right back to Harth

I think he would fall for you because you have qualities he both envies and matches

Pieces of your personality snaps in place like a puzzle with his

You are his missing piece if I dare say

When he was young (and I did my research) Harth had an adventurous side to him

However, he gave it up to become a bow craftsman (like his parents)

And then here you are, strutting into Rito village with your adventurous and nerdy self and BAM! Like an arrow to the heart for Harth

Cupid immediately starts working on this helpless boy

He wouldn’t introduce himself at first

He didn’t want to come off as creepy (he still does but he doesn’t mean to)

He often found himself asking about you

I imagine, at one point, the entire Rito village would pitch in trying to get him to at least talk to you

When he finally does talk to you, it’s like his nerves vanish with your smile

He won’t express his feelings upfront but, instead, expresses through little hand-crafted gifts

The most upfront he gets is when he presents a small flower to you

Poor boy couldn’t speak and was shaking like a washing machine while doing it

Please take him on an adventure to the hot spring or something (nothing too crazy to start out please)

Also, please share anything and everything with him while he works

A quiet room can sometimes get lonely especially if the only thing keeping you company are your thoughts

When he asks you out, he'll simply leave a note woth the question and then disappear to God knows where for God knows how long

And the first time you call him "honey"... Oh boy

He stops working at first, having been caught off guard