a scene that unfortunately won't ever happen in my Akuma City/Once An Akuma Always An Akuma AU cuz the timing is off:
Psycomedian and Monarch making out on the eiffel tower
Reverser on his glider, leading the other akumas, doing his damnedest and failing to ignore the evil couple
Reverser: "Dad can you fucking NOT makeout in the middle of a fight??"
Psycomedian: "Sorry son, Monarch is just so sexy"
Reverser: "oh my fucking god.... hey! camera lady! yeah you, this message is for the mother of Marc Anciel, your ex husband is being gross and doesn't get that there's a time and place for everything, and your son is realizing why you dumped him now."
Monarch: "Well that feels a little rude, son."
Reverser: "I'm not YOUR son! Oh my god, get me out of here before I strangle something--"
Silencer, mute and signing to his sister: "I didn't realize my boyfriend was basically a prince of akumas?"
Reflekta shrugs and signs back: "Does that make you a prince consort?"