#haroldtreadaway

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: jane ofc i bet max thinks he’s too cool for maroon 5

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: max. he makes sure to demand them like jane is the fucking catering girl and to call her boss too

sends the other unsolicited nudes: max pls jane is a lady (not really, she’s just awkward and slightly shy)

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: max’s the actor here so…

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: jane, totally

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: i’m gonna say both of them. like at first max does so, maybe a sarcastic wink, and then when jane stops blushing everytime he’s around or something, she starts doing it to be annoying but he loves it when she’s a little shit so it’s not that effective

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): they wouldn’t

wears the least clothing around the house: max. tho maybe jane tends to wear v little while writing

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: kyle, simon hates pop, it's too cheerful

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: kyle, and simon's usually awake either way

sends the other unsolicited nudes: they are nEVER apart so they can't send each other things

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: kyle because he's lame

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: simon because that is one thing even he can appreciate

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: kyle because as has been stated before, he's lame

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): HA HA HA partners in crime

wears the least clothing around the house: this doesn't compute with them they don't have a house ever sorry

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: sarah, isaac rolls his eyes. so mainstream.

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: sarah, isaac rolls his eyes then gets up and makes them.

sends the other unsolicited nudes: sarah, but isaac doesn't roll his eyes

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: sarah, isaac rolls his eyes fondly

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: sarah, isaac rolls his eyes and then complies

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: sarah, isaac rolls his eyes then says something witty

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): isaac, he'd be the best at leaving no trace, sarah hides it

wears the least clothing around the house: sarah, isaac pretends to roll his eyes, but he doesn't, not really

immediately begins to shimmy when maroon 5 comes on: they both do and it always turns into full on dancing before the chorus has even started

wakes the other up at 3am demanding pancakes: piper. dani. both.

sends the other unsolicited nudes: piper and dani turns all sorts of shades of red

brags about knowing karate even though they never made it past yellow belt: piper pls

comes to a complete halt outside bakeries/candy shops: dani. she also possibly stomps her feet on the floor if piper doesn't buy her something.

blows sarcastic kisses after doing ridiculous shit: they both do they are sarcastic lil shits

killed the guy (also, which hid the body): piper killed him, dani hides it 

wears the least clothing around the house: piper but dani isn't exactly a fan of clothes either

Who’s the messiest one:Zoe maybe? 

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:Erin mostly bc they teach in the same school and it’s hella awkws. 

Who’s the funniest drunk:They just get hella slutty with each other when they drink but when they smoke weed Zoe’s the funniest mostly bc her tolerance is a bit lower than Erin’s.

Who texts the most:Erin does.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:They listen to 90’s boybands a lot. So I’d say it’s equal???

Who reads the most:They’re both teachers.. they both do. 

Who’s better with kids:see above. they both love kids. 

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:Erin boo does because she’s lived out in the boondocks for longer than Zoe has. 

Who’s got the weirdest hobby:Erin. She grows her own weed. 

Who’s the messiest one:Tony for sure and I’m sure it pisses Jo off. 

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA:they probably both do considering the position they’re both in because jo just got over nick’s death and so did tony and then they don’t want to be harassed by the media about it either. 

Who’s the funniest drunk:Jo because she actually loosens up and it’s GREAT! 

Who texts the most:Tony to make sure Jo’s okay.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:LBR it’s probably Jo. 

Who reads the most:Jo for sure 

Who’s better with kids:Tony. He loves kids so much. 

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:Tony tries but he doesn’t read the instructions so he fucks shit up and then Jo has to fix it. 

Who’s got the weirdest hobby:Tony. He loves to frolf. 

Who’s the messiest one: I have a feeling that it’s Grace tbh bc ben’s kinda ocd about stuff and i imagine grace just leaving her shit out everywhere. 

Who feels the most uncomfortable about PDA: grace i think? 

Who’s the funniest drunk:ben because he becomes even more of an idiot around grace with alcohol in his system. 

Who texts the most:ben and grace likes to keep him hanging… what a bitch right? jk he loves it.

Who has the most embarrassing taste in music:ben probs

Who reads the most:ben definitely. 

Who’s better with kids:hahahahahahahahahahahahahah neither. could you imagine these idiots even around kids oh shit! I’d be afraid that they’d murder them. 

Who’s the one that fixes things around the house:ben mostly 

Who’s got the weirdest hobby:uh they both rob and kill ppl and have bdsm sex they’re both pretty fucking weird.

Gives nose/forehead kisses: ben and she usually gets a bit overwhelmed bc it’s such a gesture of caring and she can’t deal with feelings

Gets jealous the most: both of them. a lot. possissive little shits

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: ben

Takes care of on sick days: i’m gonna say cj bc she knows how to deal with it. and ben would too, but she doesn’t let anyone into her flat when she’s sick

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: ben probably

Gives unprompted massages: ben bc he knows how to bc of the sports thing, and she’s usually so stressed after work

Drives/rides shotgun: ben drives

Brings the other lunch at work: none 

Has the better parental relationship: uhm ben? cj doesn’t even talk to her parents so *whispering* i don’t remember ben’s backstory much i’m so sorry

Tries to start role-playing in bed: BOTH OF THEM

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: cj

Still cries watching Titanic: i’m gonna say cj but it’s more like an ugly sob than a full cry bc cj doesn’t cry

Firmly believes in couples costumes: they firmly believe in taking them off more than wearing them so it doesn’t really matter

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: both

Makes the other eat breakfast: ben? he’s the healthy ony bc of sports, i guess so. 

Remembers anniversaries: both