#harmonwelsh

Happy trails, Harmon Bolding Welsh.

You were surprisingly discreet and faithful for a Romance Sim and you were a terrific and loving dad and I like how you turned half the family into musicians. Your genes were a little more dominant than I would have liked, but you made Louisa happy and that’s what matters.

Oh no! Della grew up so cute it literally killed Harmon.

Grim, while you’re here, can we get you a slice of cake?

“Young man! I don’t care what manner of crush you have on my grandson, I do not appreciate you pointing a telescope at our home at all hours!”

“M-Mr. Welsh? I don’t have a crush on Charlie! And why are you wearing all that tweed?”

“Well, I am going to die today, so you two should probably come over now, if you’re coming. Milo’s making snacks! Also, your mother is dead.”

Look, Milo. See how your dad, a Romance Sim, spurns the advances of women that aren’t his legally wedded spouse?

“Hi, Mr. Welsh! How are you liking Hatoful Boyfriend? Who’s your favorite romance? Mine’s definitely Okosan. We share a love for pudding.”

“Pshh, dear, my one and only prince is Sakuya.”

“The fantails are totally the prettiest. Are you getting Spore for you?”

“It’s for my granddaughter. She says she wants to play games other than dating sims sometimes.”

“Whaaaaaat?”

“Thanks for making dinner, Daddy. I’m sure it’s going to be delicious.”

“You didn’t even take a plate.”

“Smells amazing, though. I thought you were going to serve me one.”