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#MorbidArchitekt #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Morbid Architekt (female) The morbid architekt lives in shallow swamps, using it's long tail to steer itself through the mud it digs it's claws into the floor allowing it to move forward slowly. Although it's an incredibly cumbersome creature and only able to move at around 10kmp/h that's a hell of a lot faster then people can move through it's habitat. Despite the danger there is no shortage of human prey as the muddy swamps are full of important ingredients for food and medicine. The architekt has a cannon that sprays its prey with a klaggy paste that hardens in seconds located on it’s face plate which is a thick piece of bone. The goo can be fired around 20 meters with a good level of accuracy, suffocating the prey and preserving it. The creature then pushes multiple corpses together to make a large mound in the swamp before injecting larvae directly into the pile. The larvae then eat the preserved people over the period of three months before they’re able to break out of the crust, which will have slowly corroded. Morbid Architekt: Hey you humans keep dumping your body in this world. especially the Mob, Gangsters, and people who do trying to get rid of a body. You are maybe trying to wipe yourself out but you do not have to wait all that good meet I am a mother trying to feed my children. Bring me healthy people we eat enough fat people here all the time my babies are getting too big. 😀😈Thank you and I'll make sure my children do not eat you on the way out!!😈😆

#Banoks #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 The books I have read do not do justice to the beauty of these gentle grazers, and I can see now why the monks at the Sipang temples call them “the architects”. The landscape around us is littered with the giant cages of their making. Some are broken and abandoned, but it would have taken a mighty blow to damage them, as they are incredibly strong. I suspect some of those surrounding us have stood for thousands of years. It is said that the Banoks have no natural predators, however the tenacious rock vultures are a great danger for the eggs and young. Banoks only produce one clutch of two eggs per year, and so protection of the offspring is crucial for their survival. I only hope we get to see some of the young ones up close! Will be writing again soon, Your favourite Nephew, King Devin?

#Banoks #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Dearest Uncle Ludus, We have just now reached the plains of Rothien after our caravan was led astray though the scrublands south of the Hindar empire. What an adventure that was, I can tell you! Enyd was very nearly run down by a duo of duelling Ghak on the first evening, and spent the night up a tree that could barely hold her slight weight, you can imagine the look on her face I’m sure. Anyway, the expedition has proved more successful than I could ever have imagined, and there was a further surprise today when we lucked upon a herd of the fabled Banoks. Fearsome and majestic they are my dear Uncle, the head of the male is heavily armoured and the tallest must stand at ten metres high! From what we have seen, the horns are rarely used and seem more a means of intimidation or defence, especially against any attack on the gland beneath the chin. This gland secretes a type of resin which the male weaves his long hairs into to form a type of cage to protect his harem’s eggs. The largest one is the dominant, to be sure, as he has the largest set of horns with which to ward off rival males, and his creations are the most beautiful of all.

#NitMyre #SuicideEaters #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 "The Nit-Myre [ plural ] or "Suicide Eaters" are said to come out of the Seventh Circle of Hell on the seventh day of every seven months. They appear in great swarms and are only seen by those near to death. They fly through the sky searching for their favorite meals; the souls of suicides. The Nit-Myre are able to see warm bodies as intense light, each shrouded in a blue aura. However, soon-to-be-suicides have a red glow about them. A Nit-Myre shall stalk such a person until their death, upon which it feasts on their damned soul before returning to Hell."

#SomniumFurtificus #DreamThief #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 It was at this time that the creature was named "Somnium Furtificus", or "Dream Thief", as the single eye was able to record thoughts and ideas during the rapid eye movement (or dreaming) part of sleep. During dreams, the creature harmlessly explored the brain of its host with its proboscis, while the single eye would watch for predators. If disturbed, a nervous series of muscular vibrations would cause the creature to vibrate at speeds far faster than that of light, dispersing the visual spectrum and rendering him effectively invisible. Somnium Furtificus are timid, harmless, and highly intelligent creatures- with an innate understanding of human nature. Unsurprisingly, then, they are terrified of people, and hide whenever they can. Due to their skill at hiding, very little else of them is known.

#SomniumFurtificus #DreamThief #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Somnium Furtificus - "The Dream Thief" Of all the creatures discovered in the late twenty first century, Somnium Furtificus was one of the most confusing. A live specimen was first recorded struggling in a pillowcase in 2013- although photographs taken by Anabelle Rostique were, at the time, dismissed by the scientific community. The photographs show his single eye glowing with obvious intelligence, and, perplexingly, what seems like guilt. Anabelle told readers of her blog that the creature clearly understood and followed her instructions on how to escape the pillowcase, before escaping silently as soon as she turned her back. Then, when the shocking footage was unveiled publically in 2018, it was universally regarded as a prank. Simply put, the same creature was filmed "appearing" on a young girl's bed, before carefully climbing up her chest and extending its proboscis up her nasal passage. When the girl's mother began to open the door, the creature immediately vanished. When the authenticity of the footage was proven, three more specimens were eventually captured for extensive testing, from which the current theories are based.

#GravityScavenger #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Gravity Scavenger He's feeding on planet remnants and asterois; he locates his meals by detecting gravitational ripples distortions of the space-time continuum determined by the presence of moving mass This species finds gravity very tasty". This is why, after thousand millenia of space drifting they usually end up in a black hole

#Phallumongous #HappyStPatricksDay #HappyStPatrickDay #HappyStPatricksDay2018 #HappyStPatrickDay2018 Coiled on branches and hidden in patches of moss and shrub, these nocturnal serpents use their fish-eye field of view to scope out any potential predators or prey. The Phallumongous has three eyes; its main eye (nestled between the cracks of its helm) has the ability to detect any intruder with a unique 6th sense that allows it to see how hungry its attacker is. Not unlike a pair of missle guiding lasers, its two smaller eyes lock on any potential orifice on the attacker's body then send the exact 'coordinates' to the brain -- which unlocks its mighty (hehe.. mighty ) venom.  1.Phallumungous These poisonous, nocturnal deeendants of the ancient order of Testecalian tree snakes live deep in the moist foncsts of the Amazon basin. The Phallumiliigausallack by unleashing a torrent of thick, eresmy venum at its unsuspecting prey's eyes, causing severe pain and or blindness. 2.King Devin: If you reading this story you should be laughing a little bit.