Okay so I love the “cannon” (Its cannon sometimes) idea that Wade looks the way he does because he hates himself so much that he subconsciously doesn’t heal his skin. So to build upon that, what about a fanfic where after Deadpool and Wolverine, Wade slowly starts to look normal because he saved the world and now has a roomie and dog and everything is absolutely perfect in his life and he loves it. And every day he hates himself a little less so his skin clears up and his hair grows back. And Logan is all like “what? Who the hell are you?” It’s just a silly little fanfic idea. Because Wade deserves to be happy, and I’d think Logan’s reaction would be hilarious.