#hank mccoyxreader

“I thought it was weird that I could turn blue, but at least I don’t turn into a cat and stalk people! I know you’re listening to me! Don’t give me that confused look!” 

“Why are you yelling at a cat?” You walked into the drawing room to see Hank yelling at a random moggy. It was rather bizarre watching him point his finger, hand on one hip, and admonish a creature that obviously could care less. 

“Wait...its not...its not you?” You watched Hank look between you and the cat with what appeared to be increasing embarrassment as he realised the person he thought he was talking to was not in fact a person at all. 

“Duh, genius. Did you think it was me?”

“Maybe...”

“Wow.” After all this time and he still can’t seem to grasp that you had a particular pattern no matter what animal you chose to shift into. “I thought you were a scientist? Aren’t you supposed to be observant.”