#hani headcanons

Prompt: can i request for girlfriend hani headcanon? thankss

A/N: Two in one today (as an apology for not posting yesterday). I’ve been binge-watching a show on Netflix and avoiding all my responsibilities rip-. But I’m trying to make up for it now so I hope you all enjoy! - Admin Kiwi

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She would not be able to hide the fact that she likes you

Especially since she would fall fast and hard

It wouldn’t take her very long to just wing it and ask you out

She would stumble a little over her words and it would be a little awkward, but you’d say yes anyway

Dates with her are never boring

On your first date, she takes you to “get coffee”

Which seems normal until you walk in and it’s actually a raccoon cafe

Afterwards, she takes you on a walk beside the nearby lake, only for her to get distracted chasing a duck for a photo

She ends up with wet pants and shoes but a giant smile on her face

You fall in love right then and there, honestly

She just wants to have as much fun with you as possible

She either wants to go, go, go, or she just wants to lay in bed and cuddle

There’s rarely anything in-between

Loves documentaries

Eventually you fall in love with them too

Asks you the weirdest questions

“Babe, do you think animals have a concept of religion?” “Hani, it’s too late for this, please just go to sleep.”

Sometimes she talks about things that go way over your head

You just have to nod, smile, and pretend you understand

She’s so smart but somehow so clumsy

It’s an anomaly that you like to tease her about

She always get you back, though

She doesn’t miss a thing

Especially not when it’s you doing something embarrassing

She’s a very attentive girlfriend

She could listen to you talk forever

Always notices if you’re feeling sick or upset

You can’t hide much from her

Not even birthday surprises

The day you finally pull off giving her a surprise party is a day to celebrate

Very caring

Would do anything for you

She always lets you know how much she loves you

Likes to write you love poems

(They’re kind of bad but you could never tell her that)

It doesn’t take you long to realize that she’s irresistible

She can get her with just a wink and a sly smile

Never fails to get your heart rate up

Likes to make you flustered in public

Too playful and adventurous for her own good

Kind of a mess honestly

Despite how smart she is

Still learning how to be an adult

“Hey, did you pay the bills?” “Oh. I thought you were doing that.” “Hani, you know the light bill is your responsibility.” “Oops?”

You can never stay mad at her though

Despite all her teasing and mischievousness, she would never fail to tell you a sweet “I love you” before the two of you part

And since she’s a terrible liar, you know she always means it

He’s lowkey really, really into musical theatre.

Like, ‘I have a standing reservation at all major theatres just in case’ into musical theatre.

Hani is also really surprisingly good at holding his liquor. He got this from his father. Anytime he’s at a party, he’s the one who manages to keep everyone else accounted for along with Kyouya. 

Hani is also very much into gardening and taking care of plants. His room is filled with succulents and various types of indoor flowers that he makes ample time to tend to each day. He is very particular when it comes to the care of his plants and he genuinely doesn’t trust anyone else to care for them to the tee like he knows he will. You guys, He is LITERALLY your plant boy fav. 

Has a pretty nice growth spurt by the time he reaches his twenties, but he’s only barely as tall as Hikaru and Kaoru. He is taller than Haruhi, though.

Your most unproblematic fav? A literal walking ray of sunshine that will step into the way if someone is behaving towards another person in an abusive manner and will use the best diversionary tactics to get the victim out of the situation without having their absence being noted (at least not for a while). 

He loves bees. I mean, LOVES bees. Mitsukuni literally will take the best care of his favourite box of bumblebees that makes his favourite honey. He jars and labels them himself after he’s tended to his plants and he make sure to give big jars to his friends.