#hange.thoughts

realized i haven’t written not sfw headcanons in a while…

mommy or daddy kink, whatever - both are the same to them. the perfect combination of affectionate and horny. hange likes to be in control a lil.

- exhibitionism. cmon. who doesn’t like a little risk-taking here and there…

- especially when it comes down to timing. quickies in general bc there’s something about the need to rush to finish in time for consequences or something else is exciting as fuck to hange. once again, they LOVE risk-taking. freak

- they like to be on top, but hange’s a solid switch. they don’t have a preference really.

- feet. sue me

- their favorite position is doggy. especially when it’s the point that you’re getting close, they can’t hold back anymore. then your knees buckle so they completely have you pinned down so they’re on top and all around you… yeah

- obviously they take out the strap!! they take out the strap even if they have a dick to fuck you double. it’s super useful when they get tired too.

- they like watching you bounce on it. enjoying the view with their hands resting under their head, just watching you get off.

- MARRKSSSS. receiving more than giving, especially in unconventional places like their ass or under the bicep. tear them up… but not too hard.

- ROPE PLAY WITH ODM GEAR, ODM GEAR AS SEX SWING, OUTSIDE SEX, SEX IN A TREE, ODM GEAR AS BDSM RESTRAINTS … ODM GEAR

- in a modern au, they’re all about piercings. it doesn’t really matter where, but they’d have their nipples pierced for the tugging and extra sensitivity. they’re obsessed. if there are piercings on you, their favorite is putting their mouth on it at first and feeling the cool metal get warm. clit or cock piercings make their eyes all shiny with the sexiest twisted grin.

- overstimulation. until they can’t think about anything else and they’re borderline sobbing involuntarily

it's not stupid?😭that's basically the basis of fanfiction... making things happen that didn't, or the author didn't plan to happen.

yes that's an answer from the 15th anniversary interview. about hange studying human history, i assume you're talking about the smartpass where hange is interviewed? just curious

there is no more survey corps after the titan curse is gone, or MP, or garrison - just the alliance, and the army of paradis. the alliance is what they're (armin and co) unofficially called during the rumbling arc, and after that, the title something along those lines. so hange would technically be relieved of duty.

however they would be expected to lead the peace alliance, taking armin's place. what's interesting is, in the last scene where they're headed to the conference? - tribunal? - it's established that armin is going to explain all that happened. and, armin's voice is the one narrating in the anime whenever there is one. it's interesting to imagine hange in that role.

since hange was given the position by erwin, and armin was given it by hange, i'm sure hange would've went about seeking peace in the exact same way. that's what they lament for almost the entirety of season 4, how they can't simply talk with their enemies in hopes of understanding each other.

whether levi and hange would acknowledge what they told levi about living together, i very very much doubt it lol. or they're not the type of characters who talk about things like that. at the time, levi didn't acknowledge the sentiment at all, simply telling hange that they could never stay out of the action. the implication is how well levi knows them, and his soft tone and expression as well.

they still make the joke sometimes

sure!! :D

also, i’m an american, so i'm sorry i'm not educated on other holidays... 🧍🏻 if someone has thoughts pls pls i'd love to hear

erwin

he’s sooo silly :’) erwin’s favorite holidays are the ones that give him an excuse to dive into history like armistice day or MLK day. if he was more argumentative, then it’d be columbus day for the sake of going around and explaining to literally anyone who will listen how the day is actually very misleading propagandized bullshit. (levi hears him give the same lecture 3 or 4 times throughout the course of the day, but he’s entertained by how passionate he gets :3)

his favorite season would be spring, either canon or otherwise. the start of the year is like an extra kick of motivation and boost of morale for a fresh start. like levi, he appreciates new life blossoming all around (and finds it amusing when levi’s allergies start up hehe).

levi

levi, however, prefers summer.... just because it's warmer and brighter. levi is a simple person with simple desires. he just despises cold weather that bites down to the bone, with dead trees and barren branches that stand so rich and magnificent in the summer months. grey, colorless sky, fog—he hates winter!!

summer is the sheer opposite. the air smells sweet, and it’s usually hot, but he’ll take the most excruciating aboveground heat over one more day in underground “weather”. it was always humid and stunk in “summer”, and in "winter", it was cold enough to freeze to death. and stunk.

as for holiday, he doesn’t have one🤷🏻none really put him in that celebratory mood, or exist as a day(s) that he looks forward to every year.

unless you count his mother's birthday, maybe. he either puts extensive thought and effort into her special day, or if she’s passed away, then it’s terribly bittersweet, but he still looks forward to ruminating on positive memories of her. even if she's not there (or perhaps especially), it's her day.

that is to say, if anyone asks he tells them that christmas is alright since his birthday falls on the same day. yay...

hange

halloween has to be their favorite holiday. not only if they were all grey hair and with creaky knees they would still dress up, and ask moblit to drag them to trick or treat spots... but i think they’d take a tiny bit of solace in it, bc no one bats an eye if you act like a crazy person on this day. it’s not like they feel bad about who they are, but it feels good to belong lol.

and the candy.

and stabbing their pumpkin into a jack o lantern. EVERY year levi has some scornful feedback and EVERY year someone convinces him to give hange pointers but they're always messy😭

their favorite season is summer🥺0 question. they’re high energy like a ballistic missile golden retriever and they love the energy and excitement summer brings.