#hanaina

1. when we doodled all over my legs and walked into wegmans and pranced around and got really weird looks and i promised you that my mom wouldn't get mad and you told me that she would and AHA surprise she did but we didn't get in any big trouble because we're too fab

2. when we made macaroni after we got back from harris teeter and i added way too much salt into the water and it turned disgusting and we filmed it all and that was the birth of turtle mcgee and i still have all those videos and when we get famous ill sell them to someone and VOILA

3. when we tried to go rafting down into the flooded stream only my mom had to ruin our fun and yelled at us and i actually heard her yell the first time ahA but i still wanted to go float in those little neon pink and green inner tubes anyways so i ignored her oops sorry not sorry

4. when we would sit on the swing set at bville like every day before my birthday in 4th grade and talk about going to busch gardens and about all the awesome things we would do and then when we went we had those gum things that punched letters into the gum and we could write secret messages to each other and EAT THEM like wow what's better than that and then we went on the log flume a bajillion times because you couldn't keep your eyes open and then the one time that you had your eyes open for the camera mine ended up staying shut but we bought the picture anyways and i have it hanging on my backpack and its glorious because it jingles around and makes a ton of noise bwahaha thats right bitches hear the wrath of my friendship

5. when we were having a sleepover with laura and we told my dad he needed to drive us to harris teeter so that we could buy APPLES like what even and he believed us and we bought 5 hour energy or something only you got a frappuchino thing and our energy drinks didn't even work but your coffee totally worked and now whenever my parents tell that story they describe hearing noises like "a million elephants running around in the guest room" and i'm like oh yeah that was elinor she was doing cart wheels and laura and i were being boring and watching project runway aha

6. OH MY GOD WHEN WE LOCKED BRENDAN IN THE CLOSET AT SUNDAY SCHOOL AND HE WAS FREAKING OUT AND NO TEACHER EVER SHOWED UP AND HE JUST STAYED IN THERE AND THREATENED TO CALL HIS MOM EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T HAVE A CELL PHONE AND THERE WAS NO PHONE IN THE ROOM and he kept threatening us with things like "ok I'll just go play battleship with myself" and we're like ok brendan have fun with that and then we let him out and he sprayed windex on us and started wrestling with mackenzie and broke her charm bracelet lolol oh the horror

7. when we were in one of the various sketchy hotels when we drove out here and we left that note on the pad of paper that said something about ghetto sketchy people breaking into the room or idek what but sam totally believed it lol ilu

8. THE SAND AT THE KENTUCKY HORSE PARK OMG THAT WAS STILL MY FAVORITE THING EVER OK I THINK ABOUT THAT LIKE EVERY DAY IT WAS SO AWESOME

9. when we were up at the pool with hannah and we wanted to escape from her wrath so i made that awesome fake call to my parents and she totally fell for it and we got to leave and wow we are perf

10. BUSHES

11. when maggie got really mad at me that one day and told me to "fuck off katie" bc i left the google chat window open when i went to arches to get ice cream and she freaked out and i get really angry at her but sad at the same time because i didnt realize what a bitch she was and then you came over and started yelling back at her on facebook which literally made my life ok that was the best thing ever

12. HOW OUR SHOES WOULD ALWAYS GET MUDDY WHEN WE WERE WALKING DOWN TO THE SUNDAY SCHOOL ROOM AND OUR MOMS WOULD GET MAD AT US AHA OMG

13. THE CREEPY GUY THAT WAS HITTING ON YOU IN THE HOTEL WHERE WE WERE PRETENDING TO BE MERMAIDS AND THEN WE SAW HIM AT BREAKFAST AHAHA

14. OR WHEN YOU RAN INTO THE WALL OK IM SORRY FOR LAUGHING SO HARD BUT IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY

15. i remember when we had our last sleepover and OMG WAIT

16. I FARM PECANS

17. and the next morning you dropped me off at my empty house and then you were gonna go to church and we were hugging and i didn't start crying till you drove back up the street and then i had to clean the fridge out before we left so i was in the kitchen and it had been a while since you drove away and my dad comes in and explains the master plan of bringing you with us and then i was sobbing because i was so happy (side note the only other time i have cried tears of joy was when we were watching biggest looser and they went to new zealand ahasnsijfdn yeah NO REGRETS and also when my parents let me and sam quit kumon and i was sobbing because i hated it so much) and anyways yeah ok

18. when we were trying to film some music video back in the field and i wasn't cooperating because i didn't like acting serious on camera and yeah i still have all those videos as well and i watch them and cringe because im such an idiot and you're so good at it lol oops