#han!

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what ifffff....

when it comes to free use...I do think Han and Chan and pretty similar in what they do in public BUT Han holds back because he's nervous about going all out yk?

but humping? grinding his clothed cock on your leg? yeah that's 100% fine. you could be having a conversation when the boys or maybe one of your own friends and he's just on his knees humping your ankle. and if you're wearing a skirt, expect to feel his hot tongue lapping on your thigh while he chases his orgasm

somno!

since it's a very common occurrence in the day, it only makes sense that it's common in the night as well. you think he's awake, but when you turn to look at him, his eyes are shut and he's mumbling incoherently. you might call out his name, lightly shake him, but he's dead in sleep that he barely stirs.

feeling his erection on you, sliding up to your lower back down to the curve of your ass. at first, you just let him and lie there trying to get back to sleep, but you can feel the warmth of his cock through the pajamas and hear his little whimpers before you find yourself grinding back onto him.

he has to wake up at some point, surely. you're reaching back and tugging his boxers down so he can slide between your legs instead, but he only responds by grunting at the feel of your soft thighs. his precum dribbles down your skin, the feeling of his warm cock sliding just under your pussy has you debating on waking him up fully so he could fuck you, but you're the free use slut, not him

I just cannot wrap my head around how much new content we're going to be getting, and how soon it's all going to kick off, AND HOW MUCH OF IT I ALREADY KNOW HAS FICTIONAL PEOPLE I LOVE IN IT, to say nothing of the inevitable Surprise Guest Appearances.

Thank you Han!

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Penemily (Emily x Penelope)

Penelope accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa because she gets so happy about something!

Emily doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them (but always somewhere that's easily covered by a folder)

Emily starts the tickle fights

Penelope starts the pillow fights

Emily falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile, likes to make sure Penny actually sleeps and doesn't stay up on her computer!

Penelope mistakes salt for sugar! She swears it only happened once when she cooked for their 3rd date, but she's banned from cooking dinner now.

Neither lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning, the microwave is banned after 10 pm! So is the kettle unless it's for a cup of tea when running out the door for a late night case!

Penelope comes up with cheesy pick up lines

Emily rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order

They both lick the spoon when they’re baking brownies

Emily buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion cause she likes the ambiance

Penelope draws little tattoos on the other with a pen

Penelope comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation and collects them on the fridge

Penelope convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazines, and Emily is always reluctant but then gets Penelope to fill it out again.

Moreid (Morgan x Reid)

Spencer accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versa when he's not paying attention to his surroundings.

Derek doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside them because it makes Spencer blush so red when he sees them.

Derek starts the tickle fights

Spencer starts the pillow fights, on accident the first time, and then on purpose every other time.

They both fight to falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smile, normally Derek wins though.

Spencer mistakes salt for sugar when he's half awake making coffee really early on a case. After that, Derek makes him his coffees.

Derek lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morning because he forgets how loud it is.

They both come up with cheesy pick up lines, and laugh because they're all so bad but they make them blush.

Spencer rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical order, and then rearranges it again and again because he can't decide on his favourite system.

Spencer licks the spoon when they’re baking brownies because Derek knows it'll tie the man over until the brownies are cool so Spencer won't go burning his fingers for a sugar fix.

Derek buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasion (he claims he bought them for emergancies, but Spencer isn't even surprised when suddenly he's lighting a candle and turning off the lights for their dinner.)

Both draws little tattoos on the other with a pen, Derek cause he wonders how Spencer would look with tattoos and Spencer because it calms him down sometimes.

Neither comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacation, they find them tacky and instead Spencer always comes home with a book from a small bookshop, and Derek will get a piece of art that reminds him of a fond memory from the trip.

Oh Han, my love, I don't honestly know how to explain it, but I'm gonna try cause I wanna tell you. WAIT HANG ON...I'M THE RESIDENT X-FILES STAN? FUCKING HONOURED. Okay back to buisness.

But keep in mind it is 2.30 am here and I'm half awake cause I'm waiting on my laundry to finish. Also I'm only gonna give you a brief rundown cause you really need to watch it yourself to get it, in my opinon. Like, my best friend hates it but I love it, and we love all the same shows apart from this.

Basically, it's about 2 FBI agents called Dana Scully and Fox Mulder. They're paired up together by some of the higher ups, to investigate what Mulder thinks are crimes and cases that relate to extraterrestrial activity (and Scully is originally only put with him to disprove his theories and get his little department The X-Files, shut).

Anyway, it's the show set in the 90's of them running after monsters and criminals and "aliens" all the while becoming best friends and confidents before falling madly in love with each other. It does follow the "monster of the week" idea which you'll have to look up cause I don't know how to explain it.

But I will say, amoung The West Wing, and Criminal Minds, it has become such a comfort show for me. With two stunning agents that are just so fucking charming and funny and god damn hot, one of which is a strong independent take no shit woman and a brown haired boy with glasses (which I know you love) it's easily such a good show. Although, keep in mind it was made in the 90's so it has aged quite a bit. But I watched it last year during quaratine and study. It's on Disney+ if you have access!

Ugh just look at them, first scene together and absolute babies!

Han my lovely! I've changed favourite season to favourite movie, and favourite episode to least favourite movie!

THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE

favorite male character: Steve Rogers

favorite female character: Natasha Romanoff

least favorite character: Peter Quill

prettiest character: Bucky Barnes

funniest character: Sam Wilson

favorite movie: Thor Ragnarok or The Avengers!

least favourite movie: Thor

favorite romantic ship: Bucky Barnes and Steve Rogers

favorite family ship: I don't know if this counts but Tony Stark and Peter Parker?

favorite friend ship: Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes

worst ship: Jane and Thor (I just found it boring!)

Honestly, this has been a bit wild, but I just know the person is being pathetic and cowardly and only doing it for attention, so I'm not caring anymore.

And really, they should first off leave @reidsconverse alone!

But if they wanna keep being stupid in my ask box then that's fine. I'll just delete and ignore everything they say unless they wanna be brave and come off anon and actually have a productive conversation? Otherwise, I'm content on ignoring and blocking from now.

Also, HAN PLEASE DON'T BRING THIS ON YOURSELF!