#hamsterrap

Clarice was on the couch tonight for a bit watching the beastie boys documentary on Apple TV. She now knows she can fight for her right to chew on her bin. She also thinks when I try to make her stop it’s Sabotage. And when I tell her the cage chewing is interrupting my naps, she simply replies, “no sleep till brooklyn.” Teenagers are so rude sometimes. Yes, I am a child of the 80’s and no shame in my game. #nosleeptillbrooklyn #hamsterrap #hamsterbreeder #cheeksandsqueakshams #rexhamster (at Orange County, California) https://www.instagram.com/p/CKIZikYAFPD/?igshid=1hw79o4sdka5j

Hello hello. Are you ready for my flows. My name is Poe And I'ma rap about my toes. I'll line em up in a row With my fab toe pose. And if you didn't know You'll see they match my nose Got that pink fo sho Like a carnation rose But my song's getting slow. It's turning into prose. The trials come and go Just keep your feet tucked close. Peace and goodnight. #hamster #poetry #hamsterrap