Jan 31, 2021
hey king do u wanna know a fun fact abt hampers :)
well. hammers originated from the great state of new hampster in the year 1406. a man by the name of william hamsteak discovered the first one, which is how they got their name. early hammies were much larger than they are today, ranging anywhere between twelve and fifteen feet in length. early hummers were also said to be extremely violent and legend has it that billiam lost his left index finger to a humpty dumpty attack in 1411.
as a hubris enthusiast myself I hope that u enjoyed this heartburn history lesson <3
wow !!! tumblr has taught me so much more than school ever did :) thank u so much levi !!!! hamy<3
