#hamilstuck

Maaaaaaaan, he's just,

All the kids and some trolls have braces.

Despite his diability, Mituna is actually a great artist.

A Vantas smiling is the greatest thing you’ll see in a lifetime.

Kankri’s laugh is amazing.

Karkat has a sweet and soothing voice, so he covers it up with his loud and raspy one.

Karkat stares into space when he gets nervous

Kankri has a good taste in music

Amporas have a good taste in musicals/shows

Eridan has loose curls/wavy hair (pfft wwavvy)

Mituna loves singing, and it’s really good.

Karkat sings songs he’s heard from the romcoms he watched when he’s alone. When you get near him, or he sees you, he immediately stops.

Dave is actually the softest boy you’ll ever meet.

John, Dave, and Karkat love singing as a trio together, John being the highest voiced of the three, and Dave being the lowest. Karkat’s in the middle which means he usually gets the chorus/melody.

John gets whiny if he cant find his glasses after 2 minutes.

Trans Dave.

Smolkat and toldave.

Grub skin is extremly thin and is punctured easily, but if you do it correctly, grubs can be really soft and squishy.

Seadweller fins flutter when flushing or aroused

Seadweller fins flare when angry

Gamzee loves playing childish games

Karkat cries like a smol baby after watching feelsy romcoms. But quietly.

Karkat’s hair is easy to care for, so he rarely ever brushes it.

Since john has glasses, he couldn’t see very well for five years of his life, making his skin is hypersensitive.

Karkat didn’t know it at first, but he’s actually left-handed. So is terezi.

All 8 kids and 24 trolls love working together to re-enact Hamilton

Karkat loves being Alexander for all of their plays

Dave is (un)ironically Eliza and sometimes Angelica, whereas Terezi is Eliza or Angelica. (More hamilstuck(?) in the next post i guess)

Tavros has a fiduspawn squad, consisting of John, Tav, Tuna, and Rufioh.

Dave loves hosting sleepovers for the three other kids and karkat, and they usually end up braiding eachother’s hair and roleplaying with the squiddles and other stuffed animals Jade likes to bring.

Gamzee loves eating competitions, especially when the caee is to chug faygo.

Sopor slime pie has a side effect of drowsiness.

Trolls are much stronger than most humans. (Eg: a pinch (from a human) would feel like nothing, wheras being hit in the head with a bucket would be the same as banging your head against a wall)

Sollux used to be outsmarted by biclops dad all the time, so he started feeding him the honey to get away with most things.

Mituna, Vantases, both Dirk and Dave, all have PTSD

Sollux has bipolar disorder, but 60% of the time he just burshes off the problem himself.

Equius was more of a dog person, so Nepeta actually went out of her way to get him a little puppy plushie, and on the same day she gifted him the plush, equius got nepeta a kitten plush.

I still can’t get over how Kankri/Signless Hamilton (the character, as opposed to the historical figure) is. He’s just. He’s so Kankri it’s almost embarrassing

come here and tell me to my face that Kankri wouldn’t be personally offended by not being allowed to take an accelerated course of study just because some other student almost had a breakdown

“talk less.” “what.”

the crowd being EXACTLY the kind of hecklers Signless could expect - “bright young man” “yO WHO THE F IS THIS” like yeah good question what is this totally unknown poor blabbermouth even DOING talking to us does he think it’s funny

the general theme of people getting caught up in listening to him, liking it, and then abruptly remembering social status and reputation is a thing and following up with “who even ARE you” (this one’s exclusively Signless)

names the Scottish Play just to give people with those silly traditional sensibilities a heart attack; because he’s just good enough that he doesn’t NEED those immature superstitions

(yes I know I’m allowed to name it in a textpost. but it’s a textpost about another play. maybe you’re reading this in a theater. I’m airing on the side of caution.)

Angelica

(Work, work!)

Eliza

And Peggy!