#hal hardbargain

YOU ASKED THIS FIVE EVER AGO AND

I finally got around to it sorry it took this long </3 but OLD MAN YAOI JUST FOR YOU @crazywolf85

"Oh, What a Tangled Dictatorship You Rule, Amazing Rope Guy": Every villain goes on vacation...EXCEPT for Amazing Rope Guy, who gets so sad he takes over Fair City with a certain murderous intergalactic dictator.

"Amazing Swindle Guy": Hal Hardbargain can't bring himself to swindle Amazing Rope Guy as he feels too bad for him, so he gives him acutal useful weapons.

"The Three Stooperheros": When the Botsfords, and by extension WordGirl, leave for a vacation, the Warden gets the 3 best people to look after the city: Exposition Guy, Reginald, and The Grocery Store Clerk.

"A World Without Villains": Wordgirl wishes that all of the villains had never become villains in the first place, so now all the villains are kind of miserable and Becky is bored, this was acutally thought up by @the-ultimate-dissapointment, but i added something very important... Amazing Rope Guy is fucking winning at life, but is also a huge asshole.

Tidbits:

- I had already made a post on the first one, in-fact it was my first ever post on Tumblr.

- Dr. Two Brains plays a big role in the first one, being the only villain upset they did not bring Rope Guy, and later trying to stop him, and on his own cause they managed to get Wordgirl.

- I wanted to show that Amazing Rope Guy and Miss Power weren't messing around in the first one, so i had them kill Steve McClean, i picked Steve cause he was barely a character.

- I wrote Hal a song to sing at the begining of the second one, it was him singing about his love to swindle, describing people he would swindle, with pictures of villains that fit those descriptions appearing on his wall.

- I had the Warden find out that Becky was Wordgirl in the third one, and acutally had him encourage Becky to go and have fun instead of coming back to stop villains.

- And finally in the fourth one, The Learnerer works for Amazing Rope Guy (he's the CEO of a very successful business that buys out Mr. Big btw forgot to mention that) and has a crush on him, but Rope Guy does not care, and yes, Learnerer's real name is Al.

Good lord help me with how many men there are- ASDFGHJKL I HAD NO ROOM FOR MISS POWER OR 'OTHER'... so just use the comments- invisi-Bill and left hand guy are together as a possible due, but could also be one or the other iff preferred! Also thought about if Mr.Big and Leslie could be a possible duo choice, as in you could go for one or the other, but choices could make it poly! Maria is on there as a maybe as it could be an interesting choice but idk where she stands exactly in if it'd be weird. I know there are monster lovers, just the '?' On adult-

Coach and hal hardbargain being an old married couple :33