#hades shitposts

Listen y’all I’ve been bedridden sick for the past 2 days so y’all are gonna hear this shitty meme serotonin fic idea

Hades Modern AU. Hades is a hedge fund owner, Persephone owns Four Seasons Total Landscaping. Demeter owns Four Seasons Hotel. Zeus owns the penis store next to FSTL.

Demeter is about to buy out the Four Seasons Total Landscaping for naming purposes since it keeps getting mixed up. But that shop is her livelihood, so her devoted teenager son Zagreus who lives w his dad still gets an idea.

Zagreus gets Hermes in on an idea to help save his mom’s store. So they get Charon to teach them the ins and outs of the stock market. So then Zagreus gets his boyfriend and girlfriend and other housemates on board to buy a bunch of stock in X company. Hermes convinces the rest of their fam to also buy stock in X company under the guise that Zagreus is going to essentially get his own father to buy the stock back from him and use that money to move out.

But little do they know, it’s all to help his mama keep her FSTL.