#haajhsksh

yeah ik, parents chose it :/ 

names been kept from me for ages. sometimes gets around but only sometimes. haven’t heard it in so long. people have shortened it to “mackenzie” now?? not really sure why. even “mack”. which is weird. sometimes i tell them “hey why couldn’t you have gone with nub or something” but nah, its like richard/dick. nobody understand it but its a thing. so same thing with nrub’yiglith, shamebeast king of grotesquery, writhe-lord of the moist beyondhood and mackenzie im guessing.