You know on whatsapp updates how they have those "add a photo" things that travel around? Well I'm fucking sick of them, specifically the ones that are like "add you birthday or we're not friends!" or "last photo in your camera roll or you don't even like me!" like bitch. Stfu. I don't mind the ones that are like "add something purple for women's rights day" or "something rainbow for pride!" but the ones where ur trying to guilt trip me are just so annoying. Like, my friends who are adding theirs probably don't even want to, they just feel guilty not to. Seriously, I'm not gonna fuck with these, bc I don't owe you fucking anything and I feel so guilty every time i skip even though if you're fucking stupid enough to think my affection for you could be determined by whether or not I add the last photo of a sunset I took, that's your problem. I refuse to add bc i won't put that unnecessary guilt on my friends. Whoever starts these, can you please cut it the fuck out, you are ruining my day. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.














