Dec 16, 2025
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warhammer authors yearn for large, naked, transhuman men
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Guy Haley is so gay about Blood Angels.
Like, imagine him sitting down to write and thinking: "hmm, why don't I describe how their muscular sweaty man-boobs touched each other in a purely brotherly way? Oh, and I should repeat a couple of times (for emphasis) that they stood very close to each other."
this is why psykers don't get invited to dinner parties
It's so funny to me that Konrad Curze goes out of his way to frame Sevatar fighting alongside him in the battle that lead to Sevatar being MIA as totally Sev's idea and not at all something he demanded.
Like he clocked that Sev was either dead or missing based on context clues, thought "...Ohhh shit" and immediately went with "Well, last I saw him, he was insisting on fighting the Dark Angels with me, which I obviously didn't want at all"
And I know it's from two books from two different authors, but I feel like it's intentional because it's so on brand with Curze's personal credo of "I have never done anything wrong. In fact, I'm probably the victim here, if you think about it"
EDIT TO ADD: it's also super funny to frame it as "I lost him as I fought the Lion" when Sevatar's perspective is Curze booking it and abandoning His Boys the second he realized he was losing
fascinating how Guy Haley really went out of his way to make sure the reader knows how monstrous and repulsive Konrad Curze is (the constant stench of blood and decay, the twitching, general insanity, unwashed... everything, the whole cannibalism thing..) and especially how much worse it's gotten towards his death.
AND YET.
he makes sure the reader also knows that "underneath all that grime he is beautiful" - this is mentioned multiple times, including how white and nicely even his teeth are.
and don't get me wrong, I'm all for the tragedy of being able to see What Could Have Been but surely, surely there must be a line. somewhere.
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'I have the manual dexterity of a Legio Cybernetica battle automaton! Guilliman said. 'Created by the Lord of All Mankind, master of the greatest armies in the Imperium, and I cannot pick up a plastek flimsy.β He glared at the offending articles. 'My greatest enemy.' There was a thoughtful quiet. "You are joking, my lord?' said Sicarius. Guilliman looked at Sicarius. He had to turn all the way around to do so. The pauldrons, ornamental wings and large halo mounted on his back made it impossible for him to see over his shoulder. At least he had stopped knocking into things. There was that. βBy the Throne, why am I expected to be serious at all times? Yes, Captain Sicarius, I am making light of my predicament.'
from: The Armour of Fate, Guy Haley
Taec Silvereye comprehends his grim fate
You know, regardless of how many heroic and worthy sons the other primarchs were blessed with, only Curze had Sevatar for his son, so imho he's the winner there
