#guruguru asks

Having recently played several RPGs with horses in them(Ghosts of Tsushima, AC Odyssey) and then replaying BOTW I have come to the conclusion that Nintendo actually hates horses. Why else would they have the turning radius of a train while being so fragile? Do you think anyone at Nintendo has seen, touched, or ridden a horse? Does the lead developer have some sort of vendetta against horses? Are they just trying to force you to buy the Expansion Pass to have a motorcycle instead?

i think i started off liking revali like out of spite bc everyone else hated him then i was like wait no NO (morphing into an unironic revali liker) NOOOO

skyward sword hd rumors!!!

Why would we try to stop you? We're all going bananas in isolation too. (Also, in terms of timeframe for a zelda blogger to retreat from chat appearances and then reemerge during a crisis... seven years does seem... fitting...)

Seeing your tags on that Skyward Sword post was 🙏🏽😩 SS defense squad at the ready

Buying anything for Black Friday? Anything in particular you have your heart set on??

fi as a character: loveable, angel, excellent fi as a gameplay mechanic: ur ugly ur disgusting i’m gonna kill u give me 200 rupees fi when as a 4th wall breaker when my wiimore battery is low: HbudkepHyehanqoaidbihg

i was watching a majora’s mask playthrough and they mentioned “guru-guru” so i thought “huh, i wonder how they’re doing, i haven’t seen them on my dash in a while” turns out tumblr did a dumb and unfollowed you :(