#gun objectum

another stimboard w/ just guns

they’re beautiful. All their intricacies. The soft wood and its glisten, the sounds it makes and its reactions, every click and slide, the unity of tree and metal, the power, the way it snuggles into your hands so perfectly.

She’s power. She’s grace. She’s a combination of subtlety and brute force. And she’s all yours.

They respond to your touch, they work just for you, and I think they love you.

there’s something intimate about sliding a shell into the slot, then ejecting it. Something about the way they smoke, panting after expending their energy.

if you short shoot and baby them they stop up.. they call the shots.. they bat their eyelashes at you and say "no, not like that," they want to be manhandled. they were made to be manhandled

but if you hold them with confidence, if you pump them as if you hate them and want them to break, they react like a dream, panting smoke, already eager for the next round

the only way to get a shotgun to listen is to throttle them a bit. they're reliable if you aggressively show them how to behave. they'll become loyal to a fault. waiting for your guidance and instruction, then following through without question, all strength and precision

they're so happy to please you, if you'll only treat them right

and that is SEXY AS HELL. god I love pump actions