I Don't Do No Baking...
So I don't know if you Chowsas have picked up on the fact that I don't bake... But in case you're looking around and comparing the posts of Taftus vs. Marie, 99.9% of the time you'll realize that nearly every recipe for a baked good of any type comes from the one who, as she says, just wants to eat cake. For the most part the reason is that I simply do not have the patience (or apparently ability) to follow recipes EXACTLY the way they are written. Sometimes I like a little more butter, a little more salt, a little extra cayanne pepper; sometimes I feel like I just need to add a little more water, or oil, or sesame seeds, or mustard, or dill. I just do these things - and I forget, that if I translate those actions into the baking world, a pinch extra of flour and baking soda and SIANARA DELICIOUS PIE, see you when you suck.
Because of all this - I have no special St. Patty's baked soda bread or cookies or green donut recipes for you... Instead. I give you this:
Happy St. Patrick's Day my fellow eaters - so in lieu of forgetting to prepare the soda bread (or brisket for that matter) well in advance, why don't you give yourself a far easier treat, pick yourself up a pack of Guinness and ENJOY A GUINNESS FLOAT W/ COFFEE ICE CREAM, WHIPPED CREAM, SALTY PEANUTS and CHOCOLATE SYRUP
You Need:
-1 pint Guinness
-1 scoop coffee ice cream
-whipped cream (i've encountered a couple liquor stores as of late that dish out alcoholic whipp... just sayin, could be a treat)
-salty peanuts
-chocolate syrup (BOSCO!)
You Do:
-Fill a large glass with beer and top with a scoop of ice cream, whipped cream, salty peanuts, and chocolate syrup... Why would it be more difficult than that?
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Sincerely regretting starting to follow Murray's Cheese Shop on Tumblr and endlessly loving our devoted readers, kisses and whiskey from the Tafty.
