#grumpy wanderer

Wanderer

Wanderer, a grumpy and arrogant wanderer who one day came upon your kingdom and decided to call it his home despite it being a

“pathetic pile of rocks and rubble thrown carelessly together by the dimmest of idiots to create the wretched withering of what you call a kingdom.  It’s quite pitiful you call this sad excuse of a palace ‘home.’ I can practically see the glue holding this place together in the numerous cracks that litter this house. Even the knights here are as incompetent as the castle. A fool could easily get in here and steal all your hard-earned treasures in the blink of an eye with its army of ‘knights.’  Even though it lacks in many feats that not even the gods can recall, I suppose it’ll due since no other kingdom is as bearable as this one, so be a dear peasant- oh, I’m sorry ‘Your Highness’ and give me a tour of your so-called ‘kingdom.’” 

Trust me, and these were precisely his words to his highness when he first stepped foot in the palace like he owned the place (he definitely didn’t) with a scowl adorning his face alongside his wandering eyes as he judged the palace from head to toe like he was in a position of high power, he still kept his arrogant behavior as he surveyed his highness, commenting on the plastic pieces of worthless garbage that reader calls jewelry and touching reader so he could get a better look of ‘the stupid heir that would one day be an heir to the crown if they could survive enough even though they look like they could drop dead if he just flicked them on the head.   

Giving Xiao a blank look whenever he threatened to cut off all his limbs until he was left dying from lack of blood, an agonizing death, even paying no mind to the thousand guards that surrounded the room because the Wanderer walked into the palace and knocked out a few guards then made himself inside the palace as he was invited.  Until he had enough and swatted away the spears and swords as if they were flies to him before stating to the reader that he’ll be living here from now on so the reader under the order of the Queen Nahida of the Sumeru kingdom so that he could reform under a new leaf and identity in this kingdom, but it seems like the new guest was poking said new stick with a leaf to see the results. 

Eventually, after many affirmations from Their Majesty to the stress-stricken knights, confirmation of the wander’s authenticity by showing off the queen’s symbol of approval in the shape of a letter and convincing Xiao not to kill him in his sleep, the Wanderer became a new resident of the Seizon-sha kingdom. 

Here's the sneak peek of Wanderer's background. I hope you like it! Please comment on your opinions! Thank you!

NightFlurry Anon

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i feel so bad for wanderer

Isidor still considered himself human, of course he did, but at this point he knew he was...other. The Olympians claimed them as a minor god, but he tried to deny his godhood, blaming the so-called curse of Apollo. 

These humans had learned of his otherness, and had in primeval fashion, tied him to a large pillar of wood and heaped a bonfire around him. Now they clasped hands in a circle around him calling upon some power above to come and smite this evil man.

All he wanted to do was get information on a missing person! Some idiot had to hit them with their cart and kill him, though. Isidor never stayed dead long and when he sat up straight in the morgue, completely healed, he’d been placed under arrest and dragged to his own ‘execution.’

permanent starter call for ISIDOR ; a extremely old, extremely determined demi-sexual demigod, a soldier who has lost so much that he is nothing but a deep ache and longing.