#grumblies

A creature in need of dental work.

An interesting book.

Ball gag waifu.

Tiny teapot.

Unsanitary-looking elephant ritual.

A kitten who has seen some of those Horrors.

And my favourite...

Kacchan is Basically Scorch

Okay so our local toy shop catalogue had these things called Grumblies. There was one called Scorch. It is Kacchan. This is my art to prove it.

Come on, look at this fricking thing.

We found the best new Halloween toy for all ages

Kids will love this sand it will amuse adults as well as making a great Halloween prop or joke if someone picks it up not expecting it to have a roaring emotional melt down. And when a monster has a melt down, rather than giving it to others, it can be pretty scary. We’re obsessed with Halloween here and on our youtube channel. We love all the spooky things that come out yearly, but it is ever my…

Do other people have these? The stomach grumblies?

I’ve had them for my whole life. 

I think they’re genetic. I know my father had the grumblies, guaranteed they came from him. He would have the grumblies after dinner while we were sitting watching a movie. And they would be so charming. 

I find I only have the grumblies when I am forced to be in the most awkward quiet situations of my life, like when I’m at the theater, or an interview, or in the bedroom. 

I know they are caused by food, but truly, they feel like a karmic thing. Your stomach will grumble when you least need it too, because that is when the grumblies is the happiest. 

You know those little green mucusy creatures in that commercial for mucinex - I imagine my grumblies similarly - they are green and blue and purple round blobs all smiling and raising their skinny arms and shrugging their non existent shoulders in the  “who me” position. 

YES YOU - YOU GRUMBLY - YOU ARE DOING THIS TO ME - AND I AM TRYING TO PRETEND I AM A CUTE, RESPONSIBLE PERSON, WHO HAS CONTROL AND DECORUM.