The Twelve Days of Christmas 2017 Edition

The Twelve Days of #Christmas 2017Edition #MerryChristmas #BenGarrison #cartoon 

'Twas the night before Christmas, and in the White HouseTrump’s words were stirring; Obama felt like a mouse. A populist president with a broom that swept clean,Trump accomplished much in 2017. Yet out past the lawn there arose such a clatter,Pussy Hatters were yelling along with Black Lives Matter. The Deep State pushed back—the Swamp became bitter,They always get triggered when Trump is on Twitter. Fake News Media compared Trump with Nixon,"Impeach him!" said Maddow, Mika and Wolf Blitzen. Rich kneelers were kneeling and sitting on hands,Stadiums were emptied, they angered their fans. Rocket Man’s missiles were threatening Seoul,Kim Jong-Un’s stocking was soon stuffed with coal. Respect, fame and fortune many women were hoping,Instead they were molested--the gropers were groping! Crooked Hillary lied about Trump’s Russian collusion,The evidence showed it was just an illusion. The Ass Clowns were angry and showing no poise,They were loud and obnoxious--empty barrels of noise. Trump’s eyes twinkled with MAGA delight. He yelled,“MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD NIGHT!”

Merry Christmas from Ben and Tina Garrison https://grrrgraphics.com/twelve-days-of-christmas-2017

New Cartoon, “Jack Ass Clowns”

The jackass is an appropriate logo for the Lefty ‘progressive' Democrats. They continually make fools of themselves while pursuing their Anti-American agenda. They are ass clowns and a disgrace to our country.

They are pouring out of their clown cars virtue signaling while demanding an end to our Second Amendment. That’s not going to happen without a Civil War. The jackasses keep clowning around and spouting ridiculous statements. Take a look at what Nancy Sinatra tweeted:

"The murderous members of the NRA should face a firing squad…"

The insane  clowns are calling for violence and death. This is straight out of a Stephen King novel.

I may draw more clown cartoons. It deserves an entire series. Many Hollywood, sports and the corporate media personalities deserve to be ridiculed. We need to mock their sanctimony and show them for what they are—ass clowns.

—Ben Garrison

The Obamacare Monster

"The Republican plan doesn’t fix the death spiral of Obamacare, it simply subsidizes it.”--Rand Paul

Senator Paul knows government loves taxes and bureaucracy and it will always be reluctant to vote away such power and control. So instead of repealing the disaster that is Obamacare altogether, Republicans are tinkering with a replacement. This is the wrong approach.

The Obamacare monster doesn’t need to be replaced. It needs to be repealed. Eliminate it altogether. Get government out of the health care business. Stop subsidizing insurance companies with taxpayer money. Instead, make insurance companies compete on an open, free market. That’s what capitalism is all about. If we removed big government and insurance company interference from health care, real capitalism could drive medical costs down considerably.

—Ben Garrison

New Ben Garrison Cartoon The Talk on Campus” SCREEEEECH

“The Presidential Grooming Parlor”

Hillary Clinton stated “I take absolute responsibility” for her election loss. She promptly went on to blame James Comey, Russian ‘WikiLeak’ hackers and misogyny. Hillary expected to win automatically. After all, she outspent Trump two to one. Trump however, out-campaigned her by the same ratio. Trump appeared robust and tireless while Hillary was apparently out sick, coasting or resting. The rust belt wanted jobs, not a repeat of the empty hope and change promises previously delivered by Obama. They were ready for real change. Hillary was the status quo candidate of the central bankers. So was Obama. Trump stood out as a populist outsider with a more compelling vision of America—and he won.

WikiLeaks exposed Hillary as an operative working for the banking elite, the CFR and the deep state Illuminati. She lacked charisma, health, ethics and a convincing back story. Instead, she relied on slogans and platitudes that rang hollow. It’s time for the Clintons to go away for good, but they have owned and corrupted the Democratic party for so long that they have now become the Democrat party. Without them, who else is there? Elizabeth Warren? That could possibly explain why the Clintons, who grew fantastically rich through their political graft are now promoting their daughter. Chelsea has recently received a great many positive mentions and news stories from the bought-out mainstream media. Hillary is grooming her for office. First, the Clintons will pay for a congressional seat even though Chelsea is not qualified. Then, after a term or two, she’ll probably run for a short stint in the Senate. After that, the presidency.

Hillary ran a dog of a campaign. No amount of grooming and money will help her daughter succeed where her mother failed. America has had enough of the Clinton and Bush dynasties.

—Ben Garrison

The Treason snake indeed! pic.twitter.com/R9euPGLKmS