I’m literally visiting vegas rn and ive had more f:nv content on my dash today than ever
vegas isn't real honey obsidan made it up for their little video game now go back to sleep don't worry

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I’m literally visiting vegas rn and ive had more f:nv content on my dash today than ever
vegas isn't real honey obsidan made it up for their little video game now go back to sleep don't worry

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Cats of Ulthar is my favorite Lovecraft story tho deadass it’s just about how cats should never be hurt ever.
It's also the best one because it's literally the only story of his I can think of where a person of color is portrayed sympathetically and also objectively the hero. Shout out to Menes for unleashing the mystic cat army to destroy two cringe elderly people.
Lol wait when did you get murdered in ten little roosters?
Lindsay killed me, she strengled me to death. We did some filming for it, but I can’t remember how much of that made it in the final cut.
I did spend an hour and a half in makeup to get bruised finger marks added on my neck, and that was a whole thing.
You reblogged two horse related posts right after one another. are you a horse with a computer.
NAY! i am a regular human. for sure
I’m feeling groogly
Say what you will about that

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How do you feel about being a big Homestuck reference because of your name?
I didn't notice this, and I'm a pretty open fan of Homestuck references — it's just that if you try to do anything else with my name, the system immediately starts saying "you can't use this in that context, because it's already a Homestuck reference"
I guess it kind of reminds me of the name John Egbert -- I got an early childhood obsession with that character (as well as with the game), so when I saw my name it was a no-brainer to capitalize the first letter and call myself Egbert. The system didn't like this because it was seen as "using my name too many times" and it got set on "high alert." So there was a bunch of "John Egbert can't do this" messages throughout my early childhood, which gave the false impression that I was "stealing" Egbert's name, when really it was just a very narrow area of the spectrum of Egbert usage.
So I guess the same is true here: I'm just using my name in a very narrow area, and the system is set on high alert because of what's done to it by earlier Homestuck fans, but the actual problem is more subtle and probably less noticeable.
I was tagged by @actual-tokens
1. Write your name in song titles
Anyway You Want It - Journey
Make It In America - Victoria Justice
Black Magic - Little Mix
Easy - Rascal Flatts
Roar - Katy Perry
2. Why did you choose your url?
Long story short? It was a writing name I used and it just stuck. I changed it to madmonarchlexi because my friends told me I was a mad person lording over them
3. What’s your middle name?
Shay
4. If you could be a fictional/fairytale character?
Erza Scarlet (Fairy Tail)
5. Favourite colours?
Red, Black and Gold
6. Favourite song at the moment?
Geronimo - Sheppard
7. Top 4 fandoms?
Marvel, Undertale, Random, Rooster Teeth
8. Why do you enjoy Tumblr?
I met all my friends here.
9. Tag 9 of your mutuals
@groogly @lux--et--umbra @sevenfearless and @lostinthehaywoods and at any one else who wants to
What would it take for Ryan and Geoff to bang?
if geoff lost his bid for the mayorship but it was super close and they were up for like 72 hours straight waiting on results, they’d probably have pity/hate sex