Thinking about the Robin King being a version of Bruce and all the other groblins being dressed like Jason specifically meaning there's a decent chance that the Robin King's planet of groblins contains a statistically higher percentage of alternate universe Jasons and I want BruJay about it.
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Now veeeery long info post with a plot about Groblins and Batman, who laughs to roughly understand how this character was introduced
I'll add pictures from the comic that I thought were funny or just where Groblins
I remember it was the 19th or 20th year when I saw something on this topic. Some kind of Batman who laughs and funny Robins on leashes. I sometimes listened to a retelling of the comics while I was drawing. I remember vaguely because the plot got too messy at some point. After that, when I reread it, I realized that I was confused about the cringe of the return of these characters in the second event
That is, they are from a global event and there were 2 events. So I had to read a lot of to figure out who they were and what they were. And so, going back to the video I was talking about.I remember in the story, a Laughing Batman with a super duper evil goddess was throwing planets at each other, and at that point I lost the course of the story completely. That's why I didn't care how it ended, and I didn't want to figure it out. At that moment, all this was forgotten, passed by me, and so on
But recently I remembered about him and decided to refresh my memories, I wanted to see with a fresh look what kind of character he is and what kind of world he is from and what kind of Robins were here
Remark. I might have read this comic myself before without a video, but as far as I remember, it has not yet been translated into Russian, and it is difficult to read the English text in a bunch of pages. besides that the meaning there is absolutely tiresome. It wasn't worth it
And so, the first event, Dark Nights: Metal, and the plot is like this: There are alter worlds, but with a dark orientation. They all have one idea at their core. Something went wrong here and therefore it became very dark. In the world of Groblins (I looked at the wiki they were called that. And there was this name somewhere in the comic book too) and Batman, who laughs, Joker will go nuts. Under the pressure of circumstances, the Bat killed the Joker and the poison that originally changed the clown came out of his body at the moment of death, infecting the Bat himself.
Bruce has slowly turned into such a crazy version of Batman, who has lost his moral code and now the goal he sets is a priority, regardless of the ways to achieve it. As a result, he killed his entire family, super friends, and began the extermination of his world and/or his β¦enemies? I don't know. The end of his backstory was very generalized, but it doesn't matter
While I was reading these events, I caught myself thinking that he was actually not evil.In both stories, he is an adequate character with a clear plan of action and purpose
I'll explain now. All the alter dark worlds in the story are not viable and it seems that sooner or later they will simply collapse. They showed stories of other Batman crossbreeds. For example, Green Lantern Batman or Flash Batman . Their worlds collapsed, as I understand it, right at the end of they the story
And now a deity appears on the scene, who gives a clear purpose to the Batman who laughs . Destroy an ordinary multiverse and in return he will get himself a new world.
Well, that is, the motivation is logical. He does his part by developing a plan and executing it, and gets himself a viable home that nothing will happen to
It was further shown that his world (Earth -22) still exists. Batman converted it into a testing ground where he delivered Batmen from other dark worlds, tested them and chose who to take to his final team. (The Green Lantern and Flash I mentioned above are some of the team members) There were also many Groblins there
Robins from other dark worlds were collected, lowered into the slush at a special factory, and voila, they mutated into identical-looking obedient nibblers. In other words, he converted his world into a base-testing ground for completing the task.
During the course of the story, the Laughing Bat was actually doing his job. It was cool and interesting to watch his actions and why all the plans of the heroes are very quickly shattered with each attempt
And it's like it's not EVEN a plot giga armor, because Laughing Bat has already had experience in destroying worlds, but dark ones, and an evil evil god gives them cheat metal.
The stupidest thing is that the first event literally ended in two pages at the end where they wrote: Well, by the magic of friendship, we got everything back the way it was. Guys, it's okay. A bunch of dead people, a ruined and poisoned planet, and all that
It just came back at Thanos' click.
In a year, Gotham City was rebuilt, where a fucking mountain grew on the whole city and it was also deformed by the magical properties of the dark metal
But not. It was rebuilt as it was in a year.
The magic of friendship, boys
I don't care how much hope I have.A friend told me how DC often end up stupidly, so I'm not surprised
Okay, it doesn't matter
the next event. And this is not an event, but a meme. It's called Dark Nights: Deadly Metal. You got it, right? Metal and metal as metal music and as a material. I may be wrong, but it seems to me that back then this event was called metalvers
And so. The second event, where the offscreen does the same thing as the first, but with different characters, begins at a point where worlds have already been conquered and destroyed.I mean, it already sounds like shit. Behind the scenes, we had a war with massive casualties and voila, start reading what happened after
Now the focus has shifted to Wonder Woman, and she is the main character and also the kick for the plot. She's a very bad character. And not even a character, but a lever for the plot to begin. I don't know why, but her dialogues and motivation sound like an extremely selfish five-year-old who hides behind the benefit for everyone, but does not think about them all, but only thinks about her selfish statement
And she finally killed the Batman Who Laughs one completely.
So yes, he didn't die at the end of the first event.
He got into a fight with Batman in a cave, the Joker shot him in the side, Batman ran away and the Joker and the Batman Who Laughs one continued to fight. This was his last appearance, and the global story continued without him.
Then everything was fixed by the magic of friendship and somehow Batman captured him and put him in prison.
A special prison under the Hall of Justice (I'm not sure if I spelled the name correctly)
((A hero who shoved an alien world into someone's mouth.... Well, she's good here, still For some fucking reason))
And so he sits there, silent. It's been about a year since the events ended. The Laughing Bat, thanks to a pre-prepared plan,escapes and, even funnier, gets captured by Lex Luthor (this is bald man, the villain of Superman.Maybe u saw it in the movie, who watched it). He also hangs out at Lex's, but wrapped in chains, which are probably the most powerful protection against Batman in the world. It looks cool, butβ¦thats all? Is that all against Batman?Just wrapping him in chains and keeping him in the center of the room.
He stands there again, waiting and silent.
And the preparations for the second event come into play. Here we also have an evil evil God, but with a higher and cooler rank, and its a woman. In fact, Lex and laughing Betz will try to butter up to her in order to become general performers.She naturally wants to destroy all the worlds and rebuild everything as she sees it.
And againβ¦. The laughing Batman is hanging out in enemy territory, waiting.He got out once, got out twice, and in the process prepared a plan B for himself related to this goddess (the goddess got out of prison on tips from Laughing Bat for Lex). The Batman Who Laughs became her general. He helped her for the same reason as before, if my memory serves me correctly, it was the creation of a normal world for him. In any case, he works both as a performer
and now as an event
Everything happened behind the scenes, the goddess is having fun there while destroying worlds, and the Laughing Batman controls the battery towers, for her
In general, as I write this, I understand more and more the stupidity of the situation. They actually rolled back the progress of the last event in order to do the same thing here, but fuck the idea of other Batmans besides the Laughing Bat. Yes, new one have comics with their backstory, butβ¦.but is Batman a fucking car? Tyrannosaurus Batman? You can fucking see how much everyone gives a fuck about what's going on in this clowning
Okayβ¦.further
Batman Who Laughs died right at the beginning, because Diana (Wonder Woman) hacked him with her invisible chainsaw and his brain, according to plan B, was transferred to the body of another Batman. Like He has prepared an option , but the success of this plan is like making beef tartare at home for the first time and not hugging the toilet with youre ass for the next day.
Well, it's very unlikely to work, but it does. The meaning of moving into another Batman's body is this - he found a carcass that seemed to have died with its brain and how lucky it was that this Batman became an Ala semi-god there, so there was a chance
((The book says how to destroy the universe. And on the other is a map of the universe))
The brain was relocated, everything went well, and it became a divine black creature that would be very mediocre drawn and inserted into battles with the goddess so that they would throw planets at each other in space.
Yesβ¦While I was reading this, I was thinking, where are the cool plans, and where are twists. It feels like someone started a food fight at school and threw meatballs at each other
It's not an event, but it's totally fucked up, to be honestβ¦and in a bad way.The authors put a big dick on logic and decided to just stuff more Batmen who don't even look interesting. A gathering of Bat cosplayers
The funny thing is that even so,Laughing's goal wasn't to destroy all the worlds
HE's a god now, an evil villain, and so on.He made worlds like his own and their neighbors. That is, they are dark, but viable.And so heβ¦ wellβ¦evil evil? In general, while I was reading, I couldn't understand one thing about the final morality. A character from a broken world, who was not viable on his own, killed and destroyed because he was somehow promised to make a house that would not fall apart.There was no super desire for world domination.
((A small bundle of rage))
These gods have their own obsession there. Offended women on a divine scale. Batz did not talk about such motivation.And in the end, when this character got the power to create worlds, he did what was closest to him. The worlds he's been to, worlds like him. They're dark, but they're actually his home. And so in the end, as I read the words of wonder woman, I thought more and more about what a stupid, one-sided moral fool she was.
Well yeah He's evil, he killed your friends, and you didn't send them to their deaths. (oops, she's the one who sent them to their deaths, as it turns out) He wanted to kill you all, not follow the other's orders.
Actually, it's funny that I've never seenΒ Batman who laughs say something about revenge for the previous failure for all these characters. In general, everyone in main trio except Wonder Woman was already dead by the time of the main event
But emβ¦. really. It was as if he wasn't really taking revenge on because he never even said it once. As if he didn't give a fuck about it, he had to follow orders, and mentally torturing the last alive heroes is a hobby in between cases
Please welcome the biting broccoli! Three carnivorous silly babies
Next I will mark this as #MetalEarth
In brief: I liked Batman who laughs. I read everything that was about him and all the references that exist to understand who he is, what's with his Robins, and etc. Since little is known about his world, and I was making a roleplaying, I added me think and plot concepts. So I will add this tag to everything related to the laughing Batman, his Groblins (this is the name of his Robins, which was in the comic) and so on.
Decided to add two more playable races to Groblins:
Froglins, which are kinda like Groblins, but are wet and slimy. They tend to launch at foes while in a panic. Good at jumping and climbing, giving nice vertical movement options. Often seen in ponds attempt to convince passersby that they are actually ducks that deserve bread. (Faster when wet and unlikely to be grappled)
Kobolds, little funky lizard dudes. They are often found in dungeons, much to the dismay of human adventures. Kobolds eat gems, believing that it'll eventually turn them into a dragon. As such, many gem necklaces found in dungeons often have Kobold bite marks on them. (They can gain +1hp permanently if they consume a high value gem)
Also my deciding factor on playable races is; "Would they be really annoying for adventures to deal with?"
I might start posting some concept art for the Groblins as well, idk.
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