Aug 21, 2025
*When Blather and Celeste are chicks*
Blathers: I don't like bugs. Celeste, are you even listening to me?
Celeste: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Blathers: MOOOOOM!
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*When Blather and Celeste are chicks*
Blathers: I don't like bugs. Celeste, are you even listening to me?
Celeste: I seem to have misplaced my ant farm.
Blathers: MOOOOOM!
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Flurry: what's the hardest thing for you to say?
Shino: I was wrong
Ione: I need help
Mayor Cookie: the word "no"
Sherb: worcestershire sauce
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Sherb: Like they say, "If you can't beat them, curl up in a ball and protect your organs."
Pietro, talking to Mayor Cookie: They're trying to lure me into a false sense of security! Well, joke’s on them! I’ve never been secure in my life! And I’m not about to start now!
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Drago: *looks at Sherb* Baby boy. Baby.
Drago: *looks at Deli* Evil.
Mayor Cookie: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do?
Deli: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone.
Mayor Cookie: Alright, so what would you do?
Deli: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw.
Deli: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working.
Deli: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one.
Deli: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together.
Deli: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag.
Mayor Cookie:
Mayor Cookie: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
Ribbot: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.
Flurry: Erm... it’s nice to see your smile when you win!
*later*
Ribbot: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they.
Mayor Cookie: Yeah, probably.