#grimmquotes

Hank: [At the beekeeper’s] What makes a guy want to work, every day, in such a dangerous environment? Nick: What, robbery/homicide too tame for you?

Dr. Harper: Well, it’s definitely a puncture wound. But I can’t tell you what made it. I’ve never seen a needle gauge this big. Nick: So was she allergic to apitoxin? Dr. Harper: No. But medical records never kept anyone from dying. I found close to 50 milligrams of apitoxin in her system. A bee sting carries about .1 milligram. Hank: That would make it a bee the size of LeBron James. Dr. Harper: More like the big three combined. Nick: Okay, sports fans.

Monroe: [Nick asks Monroe to follow a suspect] Okay, who am I supposed to be? Nick: Just yourself. Monroe: That’s a little disappointing.

Nick: [In interrogation] I’d like to go over it again, if you don’t mind. Doug: From the beginning? Nick: Well, yeah, unless you know what happens in the end.

Hank: Can’t believe any of these women wanted to be anywhere near this guy. Nick: You know what? I’m betting it’s the toads. Hank: Yeah, right, toads. If it was only that easy. Maybe I’ll get me some toads.

Sean: You’re lucky to be alive. Pulling a stunt like that. I should have your badge. Hank: If you want it, you can have it. Sean: I’d rather have you alive and wearing it.

Hank: Harper’s bee man just buzzed me. Yeah, I went there

Hank: Let’s take a look at the case files burman sent us. Juliette: Uh-uh, my patient is not doing anything but resting and not scratching for the next eight hours. Dude, if you were a dog, I would’ve already tranquilized you.