#grimglam

well last time i cried while watching a movie was when i watched frozen last week (i’m sorry)

Full Name: Vincent Michael EnsiagioGender and Sexuality: Male/Gay as a Daisy in MayPronouns: He/HisEthnicity/Species: White/VampireBirthplace and Birthdate: Just outside of New York City, February 16th 1902Guilty Pleasures: Two words. One name. Kenny G.Phobias: Severe abandonment issues.What They Would Be Famous For: Tootin’ on the sax as one does. And anyone who says vampires don’t have any breath and this is impossible can sit on a cactus and watch while Mikey plays. This is my world get out.What They Would Get Arrested For: BLOWING TOO HARD Nah this one is two sweet he plays by the rules why would you arrest an undead cinnamon roll what is wrong with youOC You Ship Them With: My wife’s lovely Giles.OC Most Likely To Murder Them: The Vampire Mob...? Seriously he’s cute stop trying to kill the poor boyFavorite Movie/Book Genre: Musicals. Not the super campy ones but the ones with emotional depth that make your lip quiver. The occasional opera if it’s not too Wagnerian. He gets bummed with Giles takes him to Wagner.Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: He’s not really into poetry, or overly-flowery language.Talents and/or Powers: Mostly the jazz thing. He grew up in the thick of it in NYC and fell in love with the saxophone, especially when it exploded onto the musical scene in the early 1920′s--though his father had initially taught him how to play clarinet. He picked up the sax shortly after, got the bite in 1925, and has had a long time to practice ever since. He’s also really talented at bursting into flames in sunlight.Why Someone Might Love Them: He’s sweet, he’s dorky, his ears stick out from the sides of his head, and he’ll lay his coat down for anyone on the sidewalk.Why Someone Might Hate Them: You’re a Monster.How They Change: Over time he’s grown a lot less shy, though he’s still not particularly confrontational. Why You Love Them: Let me be clear...Michael started out as a joke. I came up with his dumb ass in a speech class. His was the name that I put on mailing lists for shit I didn’t care about. When we had college recruiters come to our school that would pass out contact cards, and then they would send you paraphernalia for their college. And even though I put down that his birthday was in the literal early 1900′s, the invitations to apply for those schools did actually come to my mailbox, as did (somehow) a really nice free razor for my eighteenth birthday. In his name. He got invited to do an overseas study program. He had a free temporary subscription to People magazine. I still get the occasional Bath and Body Works coupon for him at my parents’ house. I need to collect his mail next time I visit. But seriously, I love this sweet little jazzy leech.

omg yes it was a good phase tbh!! did u like levi and erwin?? bc these old men killed me tbh.......... i kept up with it until february of this yera i think then i stopped trying to catch up on the new chapters tho :( maybe one day....

lol this was actually around 4am but the tumblr app only posted it now, rn i feel fine 

character I want to adopt or be adopted by: no one oh god

love this concept tbh