˖⁺. “ r/am I the asshole !? ” :
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your lover takes to reddit to ask if they've been an asshole in relation to you recently . . .
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﹙ Talisen 781. ﹚. . . extreme bickering with my frienemy !? 🍒 : " You read that correct, friend. I ( 25M ) bicker quite a lot when my boyfriend's boyfriend ( 32M ) is over ( we are poly, though I have no intent to get with the egghead that wanders this apartment like a pest, I simply share my beloveds with him ).
AITA for wanting the man to halt his words and shut the pair of black painted blabbering lips together? He is such a menace, yet both my partners ( 24 ) and ( your age ) are growing tired of the recent bicker sessions. Sure, I admit, some have gone south. I am no saint. Yet the man insists itching away at me because he knows it gets through my skin.
My dearly beloveds have many times told me to simply leave it be and stop enabling him. Yet it is much easier said than done. If I do not respond, he grows loud and agitating on purpose, if I do respond, I might end up driving myself into the ground.
Perhaps I am a bit of an ass in this situation? I feel conflicted, many I have stared in the face as they tried to get below my skin and all I have managed to ignore. But him? Oh, I spiral into the deepest of rage the second he flashes me one of those idiotic grins. "
﹙ Shalika 9948e. ﹚. . . telling off a god !? 🍓 :
" Oh, I'm really in it now. . . To preface, I am a cultivator and I have some direct connections to higher beings of divinity. But, recently, I might have found myself in the bottomless pit all over again. . . I ( 26F ) recently had a bit of a tiff with one of my employers, and the divine did not seem too fond of that.
My boyfriend told me that it wasn't even a tiff and I simply told the god I was already scheduled with loads of work for the week— but . . . I feel as though that is not at all how it was taken in the zenithian court? See I got assigned 10 different missions this week, 3 by the art god, 4 by one of the martial officials and 3 more missions assigned by the wind god.
Then in trudges one of the wisdom gods, telling me they have a mission for me. I politely decline but they were not very happy with that. So I told them, politely, I have a lot of workload on me, but know of other cultivators who would happily take the job!
I have to take it still. . . My boyfriend says I should take it up with some of the high court, but it isn't something I haven't done before. I am in no place to complain, they're all so busy. I might as well take the jobs, right? "
﹙ Rasui 9948e. ﹚. . .No kisses in fiery form !? 🍒 :
" This was introduced to me by my employee. I have no idea how to use any of this, but I was told to simply text. So that I will.
Very well, I ( a 500 year old fire elemental man ) have been having a few 'heat ups' these past few months. This is caused by the different times of the months, where my flames rise to larger extends, specifically when the surroundings become dry due to heat.
Now, to me, that is optimal, to my partner? not as much. For you see, my partner is inhuman, but not the kind that is resistant or immune to fire. So naturally, I as a fire elemental do not wish to kiss them. Even if they've taken potions, I could by accident sear a part of them.
I am also quite a passionate lover, so the contact between lips will also make me go up in flames, which is something I have to learn how to control to avoid my lover's lips be singed! Alas. All I can do is tell them I cannot kiss them because they will get burnt, but it is not what they want to hear.
Am I the asshole for this? For wanting to protect my partner? I don't want to hurt them, I want them to have their lips and waist intact for when I can kiss and hold them.
﹙ Alessio 1311. ﹚. . . throwing my ex into a pit of explosives !? 🍓 : " Okay to preface, my ex didn't die. ( unfortunately ). But mi cariño ain't happy at all about this one. Just hear me out okay? I ( 52M ) recently bumped into my old ex, and I'd like everyone to know, she's the one that started all of this. She had a contingency plan for me and everything. And for what? Because I'm a fucking kinetic? C'mon.
Anyways, we started fighting ( she made the first move ) and I of course, partake seriously in my self defence. And the wagon close to me that she was importing was the one carrying explosives in it. Yeah yeah, it wasn't a pit, don't come for me. But for dramatics sake.
She went for a direct aim at me with her gun and so of course I blast on her and evade the shot the pistol made in the moment of the blast. She got up again and reached for her little backup device to call her friends but I told her not to interrupt the tango since she wanted to dance so bad in the first place.
Just as I throw her into the wagon full of explosives, my partner walks in on me. Having seen stuff was going on down town. And suddenly I'm being dragged away form the situation. And they're worried about my safety? I fall in love every day. But I don't think I deserved the slap across the face that I did!
We didn't get caught of course and all but god. When I get my hands on you Rishen — "
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