#gremlinlife

I almost died this week. It was one of those moments when my heart palpitated inside my chest, my ass cheeks clenched, and I held on for dear life as the eldest gremlin yanked on the steering wheel and the car began skittering across the asphalt. Gravel crunched beneath the tires, and I managed not to yell any obscenities as my life flashed before my eyes. As he got control of the vehicle, I…

Not Today, Glitter Tits #humor #writingcommunity

My eighteen-year-old is exhausting. He was once the five-year-old who asked question after question after question. We would be stuck in the mother*ckn car for TEN hours, and he would ask a question. I would answer it. Then, I would hear this:  Why? 👀🤯 I would smile, take a deep breath, and answer his question. Silence.  I sigh with relief, open a book, and… Why? 🤬 <- That’s what was going…