#greg hoffman

fem!grennith again

yeah.

-kennith would be the kind to get extremely drunk and then watch the most cheesy fucking movie ever and cry. its most definitely a tragic romcom. this is how he copes

-stephanie and jenny like to write books together. this is mostly based on my blackout stars au.

-jenny is like super nice but when you get to know her shes extremely chaotic. also based on blackout stars.

-jenny is overly obsessed with blueberries and fruit in general. her and stephanie like to make fruit charcuterie boards. they both really like fruit.

-one of the reasons greg is so tired is because he stays up late drawing and planning for the future. its how he stays sane.

-greg really fucking loves cats. he thinks they are relatable. sleepin all day and doing nothin but annoying people, but people still love them.

-kennith is hypersexual. he has also been sexually assaulted before. tw for that.

-greg though evelynn was sorta.. off to begin with but didn't say anything because he didnt really care

-greg, stephanie, and kennith all have matching bracelets. greg was forced into it. stephanie proposed the idea.

-kennith used to buy like gallons of milk from the gas station greg works at and greg would just be like "what the actual fuck".

-kenniths a painslut

-before stephanie and kennith knew gregs name (and were too stupid to look at his nametag. also gregs hair covered half of it), they called him mr gas station guy.

-kennith and stephanie are neighbors 197 and 199 southwood street, calumet michigan. made up address.

-kenniths attention span is awful.

-kennith has audhd

-kennith has visual snow syndrome (hc by @earwigconsumer (sorry for the tag))

-kennith is this guy

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEbgY85B8SJDFZJCGK4XF-MnUG996RYvM&si=U2549OE7AC2zrKQr

-kennith gave greg a sticknpoke while he was sleeping. its a dick. on his hip.

- greg loves hot showers but knows he would have to pay extra so he cant have boiling hot showers. he goes to kenniths house instead and makes his parents pay for it. (hc by friend.)

-greg and kennith nonsexually cuddle in the shower/bath. (hc by friend)

-if you gave greg a piece of paper and a pencil, the result that would emerge is just a shit ton of doodles. like. little people, cars, animals, probably cats, and dicks.

-greg owns the yellowy orange kinder egg containers. he puts his guitar picks in them.

-greg collects guitar picks. he can walk downtown and usually find a few.

-greg owns heated blankets because he cant stand the cold. he also has a space heater. the winter is absolutely miserable for him. he just wants to stay inside in his warm home all day. not face the cold (hc by friend)

-greg hates being wet. he likes the rain, but not being in it.

-greg has a tongue and nose piercing. and. facial hair. drools.

-kennith shaves gregs stubble when it gets too long, but never fully gone. both of them hate it.

-kinda depressing but i hc that gregs dad is in jail for abuse and drunk driving. its where he gets his alcoholism from, and his need to try and not be "annoying" when hes talking to kennith or stephanie. its why his conversations can be one sided at first. once hes opened up, hes opened up alright.