#greeter posts;

        "There's a large math exam coming up. I certainly hope you’ve studied for it…? After all, it will determine a large part of your grade, and you don’t want to blow that. If anyone requires help studying, I will be available in the library.

      "Pray tell, why is it that so many people are barging in on me today!? At least knock before you come flying on into my office. You have the manners of Ibuki Mioda. What on earth do you need that is so important?”

       "Perhaps you've got any clue as to where my glasses have gone? See, I set them down for a minute, and now they’re gone. My eyesight isn’t exactly excellent without them, and I’d really appreciate having them back. Have you seen a pair of glasses around--?”

       "It's 3 AM, in case you didn’t notice.. You have exactly 2 seconds to improve my mood by giving me a good reason as to why you were knocking on my door.”

      "Na-gi-sa-kun! Today I saw a black kitty! Do you think that when it passed me, I became unlucky? I'm already unlucky, so maybe it'll do a flip-eroo sorta thing and make me lucky. Asking you was the best option 'cause you're smart, but I could ask Monaka-chan too. She'd know. But I saw you first, so you came first. First, first, Nagisa-kun, first. Have you ever played in the ocean before? I'm afraid a giant scary fish would come eat me. Yum, yum! I'm kinda chubby so I probably taste good. …Ehh, Nagisa-kun, please don't eat me, even if I'm yummy! I'm begging you here!"

      "There's a lot of people here, and I don't have an introduction ready! Have you ever listened to headphones sorta like Daimon-kun's? It makes my head hurt, 'cause the music is so loud. Maybe if I hadn't turned it up to full volume; that would've helped. Um, my name is Jataro Kemuri, and I'm SESL Arts and Crafts Period! Also the Priest! Did you know that wearing a mask is kind of itchy sometimes? It's hard to scratch, though, so I gain a bunch of strength from enduring it! I'm like an RPG character."

      "There's too many of you… Let's make this easy. Raise your hand if you're here to laugh at me! Be honest, okay? This is like when a teacher asks their students to raise their hand if they know the answer. Do you know what's really cute? Little puppies. I just want to pet them all. They're so tiny, right? But they don't like me much; I think that's 'cause of the mask. Froggies like me okay, though, so it kind of evens out. Have you ever ridden a train? They're fun, though too crowded. Being on a train by myself would be so fun."

      "Once I was climbing trees, but y'know, when you're thinking about climbing, you don't wonder about how you get down! So I got stuck up there and had to call for help 'cause I had to go to the bathroom. Do you know what really sucks? Homework does! People like Shingetsu are great at it, but I just want to draw or sculpt or something. That's way more fun. Sometimes I cut snowflakes out of white paper for winter. Do you want me to make you a snowflake? That's sort of almost as good as having a pet. I sure would like a pet froggie someday! Then I could bounce around with it and go 'kero kero!'"