#greenrick

They're not hurting anything (as far as I know), and they seem to not like the light, but they've been showing up a bit here-and-there, and now they're starting to become more frequent.

...Makes me feel like I'm forgetting something important...

I need a bath... I'll be back before too long, mates!

I WAS CANON THIS WHOLE TIME?????

I know I've only been around for just over a month, but it's been quite a fun month, and I hope for many more fun months after.

Shoutout to all me new mates and acquaintances over the course of the month: @aquacharlie @ssb-metal-mario @hotelmario-mario @dr-healmore-skc @pink-dr-mario @ametalsonic @lavender-ralsei (don't worry mate, I'll bring you back sooner or later), @mamarobotnikoffical and @twilight-princess-link-official , and anyone else I've interacted with over the course of these past 35 days.

And of course, shoutout to @redmarge for starting the Redmargeverse to begin with.

And finally, a big thanks to all 40 of you who liked, reblogged, and followed! Certainly a bigger following than me mod, @rathgoretheimp , but perhaps once he starts posting more, he'll get more of a following. Who knows what he might be up to, that bloke...

Cheers to 2026, mates! Here's hoping it's a good one!

Green Rick

How does the air ride machines work?

Good question, mate!

Well, as I already told Metal Sonic, Air Ride Machines work entirely on willpower. It admittedly doesn't take too much to get it started, though- just channel your will and focus it on the Machine, and before you know it, the engine starts and you're moving! It's kinda like making one of those Dark Fountains, really. Just... without the knife.

Actually, it was from applying the logic of starting an Air Ride Machine that I was able to pull it off. If only doing it on another fountain actually just closed the fountain and not... you know. Summon a Titan.

Anyways, once you start an Air Ride, it will move forward on its own; However, you can use your willpower to steer, turn, drift, or even pull the brakes if you need to stop. It's a sort of mental link- they're kinda sentient like that. And while, no, you can't actually go faster than its top speed through sheer will alone, a strong will does allow you to better connect with your Ride- and thus, you perform better from it.

You can also use Patches to increase your ride's stats, but those are only found on Skyah and whatever that one city Kirby went to was when Air Ride Machines first appeared, and they are temporary for the most part.

...Is it the same place? I ain't really sure- it hardly looked like the same place Kirby described before I started frequenting it, but I dunno- places tend to change like that.

It should also be mentioned that there are five types of Machines: Stars, Bikes, Tanks, Chariots, and the Legendary Machines. But that could be a lengthy rant in of itself, so I'll only get into the specifics if there's any interest in it.

The green has returned…

Nope. Nuh-uh. I just got used to not saying it.

Aww, come on, please?

Being green is enough, this just feels unnecessary.

Oh, don't be like that. Just this once, okay? For old time's sake?

...*Long sigh*...